I download cars.

Suffer, mainly.

Nice try, officer

Mind my own business.

Unix system administrator at a small datacenter

Antarctica's number one lumberjack

My background is in networking and infosec, but my current work is in data engineering and automation.

Retired.
I've had at least 23 jobs where I was on a payroll and paid taxes, and perhaps 5 or 6 cash jobs (longer than a month kinda thing).
I'm done, but always open to suggestion!

Geologist

This is pretty much it.

I work a protection racket for nerds getting bullied.

Production worker, for an industrial manufacturer

Kennel tech (read poop scooper and dog walker) at the local animal shelter

What the fuck did you just fucking ask about me, you little script kiddie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my community college helpdesk program, and I've been involved in numerous Vim vs Emacs debates on Reddit, and I have over 300 active torrents. I am trained in gorilla pentesting and I'm the top hacker in my entire IT department. You are nothing to me but just another end user. I will wipe your NAS device the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with asking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of system admins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your file system. You're fucking pwned, kid. I can RDP anywhere, anytime, and I can hack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Nintendo Power Glove. Not only am I extensively trained in naked Dance Dance Revolution, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my IT department's T430 Thinkpads and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable computer off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn normie. I will DDOS all over your network card and you will drown in packets. You're fucking pwned, kiddo.

Weld inspection and quality engineering.

Network Engineering

I'm on the supply side of the pro AV industry.. I supply a lot of film and TV productions...

Tech consultant / data scientist

Formerly Ops engineer in telecom.

Core network tech for a largely US-based but still global fiber backbone provider.

Xray Tech
Or if you want to be all offical: Radiographic Technologist

I greet customers at Walmart

My field is related to the maritime industry. So, ahoy!

Administration assistant, I mostly work calendars and excel reporting

I fight other bums for nickels.

Funny enough I package software for installation on an enterprise network.

So I just do it legally now.

Dog walker mostly And also a dog feeder.

When automated manufacturing systems break, I'm the guy they call to fix it..

I fight for the Users.

Exist somehow

Business Analyst

Landlord.

I make sure amazon workers don't go on pee breaks and I make sure to shut down any requests for company providing them with piss jugs.

Its hard work but I sleep well at night knowing I'm doing good in this world

In the navy I hunted pirates in Somalia, now I'm enjoying my military disability pension.