"Fly, you fools"

Know why Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.

Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That'd be a great way for me to get dragged along, showing some stupid hobbitses the way into Mordor

Her talent is wonderful, a truly hidden artform. It's a shame the talent show organizer couldn't recognize that fact.

I can do a pretty decent Smeagol impression, complete with moving about on all fours. There really isn't a time and place for that to emerge, sadly.

I landed on Interstellar

I do this safely from the comfort of my basement by playing Subnautica. No way I'd even consider doing this in real life

I'm a big fan of Simple Green. How does this compare?

I started my day off by listening to the album Modern Life is Lonely by Holding Absence in its entirety.

Touch the tummy, I say. Touch it!

I bought my yubikey at least 7-8 years ago and then stopped keeping up on comparisons. I honestly have no idea which is the best, because there are varying use cases and standards available. Yubikey works for my use case and threat model, but I have no idea what would be best for yours. I wish I could be more specific for you but also don't want to give you misleading info.