Sometimes, if you meow at the void, it deigns to meow back.

("Nox in a box" seems like an acceptable alternative to "elf on a shelf". Preferable, even. Actually. you know what, this needs to be a daily thing, I think. that might just be my own selfishness, though. Do me a favor and give him some extra schritches or whatever Nox particularly goes in for.)

This is Dennis

Nox in box, while fox in socks, and lovely talks, between Nox and Fox, with little or no pox, your Nox is Fox's bestie...hahahahhahahah

I can tell by the way she's looking at you that you're singing the title to him her as you take the photo

Edit: Fixed pronoun. Sorry for assuming!

Oh, it's your nox in a box, eh?

Noks or noku is like the least vulgar term for a penis other than actually saying "penis" in Estonian, it's what a 5 year old boy might use

So you've given us your dick in a box.

Do you happen to be a fox in socks then sir?