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[–] 172 points 4 weeks ago (17 children)

That perverted fuck sure has a type.

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  • [–] 162 points 4 weeks ago (14 children)

    He really wants to bang his daughter.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    I'd rather not speculate. There's enough shit that's plainly visible that we don't need to guess at things.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    It's not a guess, he said so on camera.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

    We know he wants to. We don't know that he did.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Ah, i see. I'd not clocked all that "again" implied.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago

    No perhaps about it he started talking about her breasts on national television as she was getting them and later on said if she wasn't his daughter she would be his type alongside the "what do you have in common" "sex!" comment which is just gross.

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  • [+] -9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    To be fair, his daughter is pretty hot

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  • [–] 124 points 4 weeks ago* (15 children)

    Hey guys, I'm starting to believe that the people Trump puts in those important positions aren't selected for their competence.

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  • [–] 40 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

    As dumb as Trump is, I doubt he even knows how to pick a competent person for any job.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 weeks ago

    He makes his choices based on his desire to be the smartest person in the room.

    One of the complaints he had from his first term was that he was prevented from doing things because he was surrounded by "people who think they're smarter than me"...

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    His lawyers, for all their failings, have managed to keep him out of prison so far. (Having a few judges in his pocket doesn’t hurt.)

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  • [–] 22 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    Tbf the us citizens at large kept him out of prison via the vote. I mean he probably wouldn’t have gone to prison because he’s rich and connected to all the people he pretends to hate and pretend to hate him but the voters at least put the nail in the coffin on the idea.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Yeah, his lawyers don’t have that great a track record; Giuliani was his lawyer for a while. He probably gets lucky occasionally, but I really think he’s too stupid to know the difference between a competent an incompetent person in any field.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago

    Well...He was convicted on 34 criminal counts. He didn't go to prison only because of a feckless judge who was too scared of his responsibility to give a meaningful sentence and didn't punish him at all.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    These days he probably just points to furniture and says, “you’re hired!” And “you’re fired!” And his people just hire whoever looks most like the last person because he gets upset when his reality’s continuity is broken.

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  • [–] 55 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    How many Mooches do we think she'll last?

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  • [–] 29 points 4 weeks ago*

    From the Guardian today, who are calling her the Zachbot due to her flattened, AI-like portrayal of a human press secretary:

    How long can she last? Trump said soon after: “I thought she was very good.” But the Lincoln Project, an anti-Trump group, tweeted an image of the Zachbot beside a lettuce to evoke Liz Truss, who lasted only 49 days as British prime minister.

    And Anthony Scaramucci, who was Trump’s communications director for just 11 days, a period now known as “a Scaramucci”, tweeted: “The clock is running. Thus far 1/11th of a Scaramucci.”

    When the Mooch is giving you the Grim Reaper treatment, it might be time to self-terminate.

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  • [–] 51 points 4 weeks ago

    As is tradition

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  • [–] 45 points 4 weeks ago

    By September 2025, Zacharia had worked as legal advisor for Fix California, a political organization; had served on the board of advisors at White Rose Resistance, an antiabortion advocacy group; and was a member of the Pepperdine University School of Law's dean council. She had additionally served as director of development for special projects at Pepperdine University.

    Pepperdine University is a private research university affiliated with the Churches of Christ

    :-|

    Zacharia became deputy assistant secretary of homeland security for public affairs in February 2026. She announced her resignation the following month. According to CNN, Zacharia, who lived in California, told an associate that commuting to the Department of Homeland Security's headquarters in Washington, D.C., was not sustainable. In June, Zacharia became a communications advisor to the Trump Media and Technology Group.

    Classic case of failing upwards.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 weeks ago

    White House press secretary Katie Zacharia’s debut was so poor it made Karoline Leavitt look like Cicero.

    The newly appointed press secretary spoke slowly and awkwardly during her debut press conference Tuesday, as if she had never seen or uttered the words in front of her prior to taking the podium. Her cadence was clunky, closer to that of a fourth grader reading school announcements over an intercom than a polished political communications professional. It’s clear she was never meant to be more than another blonde conservative placeholder on Fox News. The SNL spoof feels imminent.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 weeks ago

    Oh, wow, I could’ve accurately described her to a police sketch artist before I ever saw her.

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  • [–] 32 points 4 weeks ago

    Designated Blond #???...

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Oh look another one of the same person

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  • [–] 22 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)


    Hummm ... opened shirt and 2 precisely positioned gold buttons are, it seems, on purpose ... to distract from an empty discourse and likewise head and boss ?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago

    Qanon Qatie?

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  • [–] 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    She looks like she's in a porno parody of a press briefing, wtaf.

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  • Why is she almost as orange as him 😭

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Now that's what I call where are the Epstein files

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  • [–] 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    I thought she did okay for a high school valedictorian speech.

    Of course a professional wouldn't need to look down to read their own name.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago*

    I don't even think it was quite that level. It came off to me as someone presenting for a a highschool group project that didn't do any of the work, so they were forced to present. It genuinely seemed like the first time she ever read the info.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    I kept getting "everywhere, like such as" energy here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but you can kinda feel for that poor panicking country bumpkin.

    This fascist lady? Not so much.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Jesus Christ she looks like a cadaver

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  • [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago

    Blonde white woman with no talent. Sounds about white.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    what's wrong with her face ?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Cosmetic Surgeon: So what kind of work did you want to get done?

    Sycophant #273: I want my cheekbones doubled and my lips filled in with silicon. Not silicone, that's too woke.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    "I'm 28, but I want to look 50"

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    She's the perfect embodiment of this administration.

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    I think she just made the classic rookie mistake of swallowing a whole rat before the press conference; tail was probably still in her throat.

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  • Her boss can’t read so how could he even discriminate on that basis even if he wanted to?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    Don't you ever accuse me of a crime

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    Christ, another evil puppet.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    From the same people who brought you the dei bs

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Isn't that the point tho? She's the fall girl.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Succession really got it spot on : Kerry gives the news on ATN

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago

    Hmm, I thought she had public speaking experience…and, at least he didn’t hire her as a lawyer.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago*

    The bar mitzvah boy of press secretaries.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    What do ya know? Another blonde bimbo to the administration

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    She represents everything I disagree with. Must take a lot of work being a liar.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    I actually think it's easy for them since they practice daily.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Not as bad as whatever this trainwreck had done.

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  • [–] -5 points 4 weeks ago

    What in the OnlyFans slutbag is this?

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