Thru hikers are fine with this. Though I used a ziploc so I could reuse the bag multiple times. Add some wild garlic too.
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I see nothing wrong here.
This calls for a piping bag or something only slightly more rigid like a kewpie mayo bottle. You aren’t going to get more than a few squeezes out of that water bottle.
What kind of monster does this without butter?
I think the flexibility of the cheap water bottle is a plus here. Also, sucking is an option. On the bottle, I mean.
Powdered mash usually already has plenty of butter/butter flavor, the packet in the meme for instance says it has butter and sour cream.
Just double the water:potato ratio for a hearty potato slurry on the go.
This is called "cold soaking" in the backpacking community but the bottle is a neat innovation.
I heard Mormon teens use that turn of phrase for a different thing.
I say other way around, there's no fat, sugar (especially HFCS) or carcinogenic chemicals in it.
Well obviously you need to add a stick of butter and handful of salt, wtf kind of boring potatoes are you making?
There is some form of processed butter and cream in that packet already. And probably microplastic in the lining of the pouch, if not coming off the machine that processed the potatoes.
A nice refreshing bottle of Gotatoes.
Now put it in a bad dragon product!
I'm not sure I want mash in my ass......
Are you afraid your ass can't handle the hot, creamy stuff?
fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that
fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome
Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.
If there's any still in there, you're doing it wrong
You're supposed to start with a whole potato and mash it inside yourself with the bad dragon.
Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it's the eco friendly option!
You're still using a plastic bottle. The more environmentally friendly option would be to wash it and reuse it every day for your morning potatoes.
So you can mix that with some flour and water in a gallon bag, cut the corner, and squeeze into boiling tomato sauce.
Homemade tomato sauce with homemade gnocchi in 20 minutes is p great.
If you need a protein, you can start your sauce with thin discs of sausage, get all the grease out of the sausage and use it to fry up some garlic (maybe add oil if there's not enough grease), chili peppers, onion, then add tomatoes, canned is fine, and water if needed.
I think it would actually be better if You ate the powder and washed it down with water.
Do you even own a set of intestines?
You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad
https://youtube.com/@thevulgarchef
This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.
Why isn't soup sold in a bottle like this?
Also, don't eat soup out of a plastic bottle.
You get mashed potato in sachets?
Is the water at least hot?
Classic? Boring. Gimme the roasted garlic butter or fully loaded. Those smack.


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