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[–] 31 points 4 weeks ago* (7 children)

Thru hikers are fine with this. Though I used a ziploc so I could reuse the bag multiple times. Add some wild garlic too.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Did you use a spoon or did you cut a hole in the corner pastry bag style and tape it back up next time?

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Spoon but I also turned it inside out to lick it clean. More sanitary that way for the next night

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    Sure, sure.

    But for a week plus of meals its a lot cheaper. I'd usally bring like one fancy backpacker meal for a 5 day stretch if they had any good ones in town. NO MOUNTAIN HOUSE.

    Plus you can put other stuff in there. Miso soup & ramen, Asian style. Tvp, taco seasoning, some chips if you pass a gas station on a road walk, taco night. Gotta have some variety.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 weeks ago* (6 children)

    This calls for a piping bag or something only slightly more rigid like a kewpie mayo bottle. You aren’t going to get more than a few squeezes out of that water bottle.

    What kind of monster does this without butter?

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  • [–] 30 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    This is called "cold soaking" in the backpacking community but the bottle is a neat innovation.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    I say other way around, there's no fat, sugar (especially HFCS) or carcinogenic chemicals in it.

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  • [–] 42 points 4 weeks ago* (2 children)

    A nice refreshing bottle of Gotatoes.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

    Now put it in a bad dragon product!

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  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

    I'm not sure I want mash in my ass......

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

    Are you afraid your ass can't handle the hot, creamy stuff?

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  • [–] 12 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    If there's any still in there, you're doing it wrong

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  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it's the eco friendly option!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    You're still using a plastic bottle. The more environmentally friendly option would be to wash it and reuse it every day for your morning potatoes.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago*

    So you can mix that with some flour and water in a gallon bag, cut the corner, and squeeze into boiling tomato sauce.

    Homemade tomato sauce with homemade gnocchi in 20 minutes is p great.

    If you need a protein, you can start your sauce with thin discs of sausage, get all the grease out of the sausage and use it to fry up some garlic (maybe add oil if there's not enough grease), chili peppers, onion, then add tomatoes, canned is fine, and water if needed.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago

    Hot water would melt that bottle if you wanted extra micro plastics.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago

    I gagged. Upvote for you.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago

    Yooo, new boy meal dropped!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

    I think it would actually be better if You ate the powder and washed it down with water.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago

    https://youtube.com/@thevulgarchef

    This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago

    That last panel is remarkably disturbing.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    Preparing for a space mission

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    The only way to eat it is to throw it in the waffle maker.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Poor Man's Huel

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Why isn't soup sold in a bottle like this?

    Also, don't eat soup out of a plastic bottle.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    You get mashed potato in sachets?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Is the water at least hot?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 weeks ago

    Classic? Boring. Gimme the roasted garlic butter or fully loaded. Those smack.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
    [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago

    snl, cookie dough sport.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    Mountain House is in the house.

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    [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago

    No eye-contact, like bananas.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago