That's poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.

That movie would include a lot of Buzz

The premise of the question horrified me, you made it better. Thank you.

Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.

How holesome!

FINALLY! A fanfic for me.

The Brave Little Toaster Dildo

Where can I subscribe to your content?

Also there is a subplot where they are constantly in a jealous rage over her girlfriend and "she will never be good enough". But the plug helps they realize they can all be good together.

It could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand

That's a porn parody plot. And a good one.

And now we let rule 34 run it's course.

They like being used for what they were designed for. Playing or 'playing'

However, Sid's toys were plenty played with and they were constantly traumatized.

This would be a good plot for an anime.

I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive

They were all made in sweatshops by children, no plot hole. ☹️

are you implying that childlike wonder and spirit dies the moment hormones makes a kid horny for the first time?

And then little Billy finds his mom's dildo...

I accept this head canon as my own without question

Yeah, hut then how are you supposed to get the porn parody where the sexdoll starts to help their owner get their life together and the show ends with them banging their new partner instead of the sexdoll.

Then why are the buzzes still in package aware in toy story 2?

He was wondering whether his real doll had moved since he last left the room.

Pretty sure there was a MadTV sketch about this back in the day.

Yup, just dredged it up. Its dumber and even lower quality than I remember, so not sharing link. That said a YouTube search for "MadTV Sex Toystory" will get you there.

i dont know i am just insane like this i also thought recently who wil win between 3000 pennywises vs the annoying orange coming to the conclusion that Orange is an Omniversal entity that can bend any part of reality to his will so yeah Orange can erase 3000 pennywises from existence

Except... Aren't the toys completely aware of what they are and what their purpose is?

Well, except for Buzz in the first movie. Considering literally every other toy was aware of their purpose and existence makes Buzz a bit of a weirdo.

The toys are shown to literally hallucinate whatever fantasy is being imagined. So whether it's consensual or not depends on what the user imagines it is.

It is toy story cannon that the toys like being played with. It's what they were made for. The same logic should work for other dolls.

The fact that Ms Peep has sexuality as a non-sex toy would suggest that the toys can be horny. So the sex dolls may not just be ok with it. They might be extremely into it.

Also, who uses a sex doll every day? I don't use mine every day. You all have problems.

sex dolls want to be raped

Wouldn't that be not rape?

Not you blaming the victim