Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.

I'd have my cat. If the devil came acallin' I'd sell my soul for me and the lil guy to be immortal. I could spend eternity in his company and it wouldn't be enough.

I have answered this the same way every time I've been asked:

A great big fuck-off raven.

• Fox (they are so cute)
• Cheetah (pretty and pretty chill)
• Snow Leopard (beautyful fluffy cats)

My cat. I left home for a bit, I come back to see she's gone. Nobody told me or anything. I know she's fine wherever she is, but I still miss her.

My dog Denver, who died a couple years ago. She was so awesome, my little buddy. Lived 18 great years, miss her every day.

Some kind of a wild cat like Ocelot would be cool assuming they could behave themselves but since they can't, a normal house cat is just fine too.

A binturong. They have a fluffy prehensile tail as long as their body and they smell like popcorn!

Capybara. Self-explanatory. It'd chill with me and my dogs.

My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.

Can I have a pet human or is that too problematic?

Penguin. No reason required.

Capybara because capybara

I'll stick with my dog family

tbh, I'd rather be the pet.

Red panda. I'm disappointed that I was the first comment for one

An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.

My previous cat from childhood until my early twenties and a Savannah cat.

EDIT: Corrections of the sentence.

Tanuki

Owl

A common magpie, specially if it can come and go as it pleases and I don't have to do much.

I want an emu. Specifically, I want to hand-rear one from the egg.

I've done this with chickens and ducks and loved it. Emus are basically just giant chickens anyway.

Right before I was born, my mom had a pet skunk named Petunia. She loved her and talked about her all the time growing up.

Quokkas are adorable little shits, I'd love to have one as a pet.

Probably this thing called an Aye aye.

When I have guests over, I wouldn't tell them I have it, but I'd train it to sneak up on them in the night and stick it's weird finger in their ear

Pangolin, maybe? It's probably as close as one could get to a pet draco vulgaris.

Capybara are actually supposed to be already pretty cool. Some selective breeding might make them even cooler.

Sloth could be interesting.

There are some aquaria that would be unrealistic to own now but if there were no limits it'd be interesting to have some of the deep sea creatures.

But also, really, if money, time, etc. were no issue, I'd probably take over an entire american state to build an enormous shelter/kennel/animal hospital/rescue centre for the lost, abandoned, unhoused, or otherwise uncared for pets of the world.

Red Panda. It will have to be some kind of outdoor climate controlled enclosure because they will pee anywhere.

A donkey but I don't know how to take care of them

Boston Dynamics Spot, for no reason.

Almost no species makes a good pet so I'm going to stick with my dog.

Always fancied Abyssinian cats but I hate that they're bred and cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars.

You guys get to choose your pets? All of mine just invite themselves in the house and then decide they live there now. I'm not complaining about the situation, but I don't exactly remember having much choice in the matter.

Opossum

If going of imagination, I want a polar bear. Yeah they're dangerous, but if we assume they're pets then they're just a giant fluff ball.

An American nazi. And I'd abuse the shit out of him!

Even though I don't really want to get a pet because I don't want to get too attached and end up heartbroken when it dies! If I ever change my mind, I'd get a dog. I also really like owls in general, but I don't want to get a bird just to keep it locked in a cage for the rest of its life just because I want to feel like Harry Potter lol!

I want a fully cloned megaraptor. I don't even care if it's trained or not.

just release it in Florida for me when it's done.

A powerful politician. The reasons should be obvious.

Cats and dogs are the best pets but I also make sure to be nice to the crows; and if I could have any group of working animals I would love to have a flock of vultures to rent out to clean up dead animals.

I also often wish for a shoebox sheep, a couple of sheep as small as a very small dogs, as lawnmowers.

A senator. They're apparently a great ROI if you can afford one.

I know here in Canada it's illegal to own a skunk, but there are places you can get them "de-stinked" and have as a pet. They supposedly can be pretty chill too if they're domesticated and not wild.

Be better than a guard dog too IMO. Someone comes on your yard and sees a fart cat they're not going to want to get out of their car.

A giraffe. Because it's a giraffe, I believe no further explanation should be necessary.