Western educated man who is pissed off at the US for abandoning his political ascension? Slightly better than a meth addicted turboracist, a crazy murderer, and a child molester. I doubt bin Laden is going to be able to do much opinion changing in a single evening and I doubt that he'd outright kill or molest them.

The man had multiple wives and multiple kids. All of which where taken care of financially- so ya seconded

Bin Laden could be trusted because from what I know he never purposely wanted kids targeted. One murdered several children, one murdered too many to count in concentration camps as well as ordering soldiers to do it because he didn't see them as human. The last one was a sex pest and I wouldn't trust kids with.

Not even remotely close. I saw him first and before seeing the rest of the faces I already knew that this was an usian thing so he was going to be "a major evil".

Fact is, aside religion, we'd have a lot in common, including hating the US so, if any, it would give for an interesting evening for my kids and a more interesting post-evening chat with him.

The other 3, in my eyes, are way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.

Bin laden, of course! I heard he is the bomb.

Bin Laden would fuck then but at least he’d marry them first.

You must not know very much about Bin Laden. Give his Wikipedia articles a quick skim. Your kids wouldn't survive the night. If they survive an hour, it's because they decided to kill them slowly.

Bin Laden loved his kids. Part of the reason he moved to that compound in Pakistan was because he wanted his kids to have a semblance of a normal life. He's discuss politics with is Eldest daughters. When he was captured he was found asleep with his youngest son.

Ugh he's an arsenal fan.

Not in my house!

Pretty sure I remember seeing he had a bunch of Naruto fansubs on his computer, too. He could even watch your weird kid and keep them entertained for the night.

He went untouched for almost four decades I think they'd all be fine...

Got me good. Thanks!

I think that's the lady currently on trial for murdering her three kids.

Woman who recently had a mistrial go viral for being the latest influencer courtroom case. Similar to Depp v Heard. The woman’s name is Lindsay Clancy, I believe.

Notable things (viewing this through the lens of my wife who told me about this case):

• flimsy hard evidence against the mother
• mother allegedly tried to kill herself 3 different ways after snapping and allegedly killing her children while the husband was out of the house
• a lot of the evidence seemed to be hearsay from the husband
• children’s bodies were cremated by the father
• father is suspected of having a mistress because he moved on after this relatively quickly.
• jury trial ended in a hung jury, because 1 juror tried to reverse “12 Angry Men” it to get all other jurors to switch to a Guilty verdict.
• Clancy admitted to the murders initially

My unsolicited opinion is that she very likely did commit the crimes, but the State has insufficient evidence to convict due to the police’s negligence during their investigation.

Depends on how white you are I guess.

deep south US prepper survivalist

intelligent

sorry, you lost me there

If they're brown Muslim children

Are you 'arian'? Cause if not, I've got bad news for you

Idk, the Goebbels has to kill his kids in the bunker is a problem either way. They lived in an era where suicide (attempts) were something noble. I think eva tried it a couple of times too. After all not very child friendly environment.

But would they be safe from US bombs?

He's also great at hide-and-seek.

Osama was also a regular engineer. That was his day job

It'd just be monkey bars all day. Monkey bars on loop, like on CNN in 2003. So much monkey bars your kids would be swole like great apes when you got back.

Just have a talk after with the kids like "did he bring up America? Because the US isn't great but it's not as bad as he makes it sound, but he has personal reasons for hating the US, but also don't take what he said seriously"

That's probably all you need to do with that guy.

Bin Laden is also a corpse though.

Top left is the perpertrator of (trigger warning, 3 kids killed, I'm leaving the link as it is instead of adding text to it so you know what it is without having to click on it) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_the_Clancy_children

Bottom right is P Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs. Known for, among other things: helping more talented musicians than himself make good music, dating J-Lo, playing in a Muppets movie, rape parties, domestic violence, guest appearance on Notorious B.I.G's track Mo Money Mo Problems, potentially ordering the hit on 2pac's life, being a general piece of shit with tons of connections and money. He was like the Hip-Hop world's Epstein, though I don't remember if the "performers" at the Diddy Parties were children or adult women, they were definitely getting raped though.

Like those two Americans are so bad that between these 4 people... I'd be most likely to trust bin Laden. In this very hypothetical scenario, because this is a shitpost and in reality if I can't find a sitter and I get to choose between these 4, well guess what, I'm just cancelling my plans and staying home. Might be a tie between bin Laden and Hitler actually, we're not Jewish, Roma or any other minority he tried exterminating.

That's the actress who played Elaine on Seinfeld, and Chris Rock, respectively

I'm italian so I guess it depends on when on the timeline they plucked him

Best send them to Bin Laden then because at least they wouldn't be able to sit up all night raiding the bar.

Except he put American and European atheists at the bottom of his hierarchy, so your kids would be far safer with Hitler if they fit any of those denominations

Surprisingly it's not that bad. Proud of the lemmings

It’s just the “wimmin bad” incel shit from /r/SipsTea being reposted on Lemmy after being posted there every day for the last week.

Well he was a runner in WW1 so possibly did some killing there. But no I don't think he personally did any after that.

He's a drug addict!

as long as she can her medication ...