Is there anything a potato can't do? 😍

You forgot about rotten cabbage that is close to our hearts. In all shapes and forms.

"THE VAST ATLANTIC OCEAN." Nothing to see here...

I wish I'd had shade like this all summer

kinda wish it was there but just "BUTTER CHICKEN"

And the Irish boiled potatoes, boiled meat and boiled cabbage are missing too.

The even took out Ireland. What did Ireland do?

Idk they missed 4 good puns for their one there. The scottish one almost rights itself, just describe haggis.

That was a good roast.

"map of Europe"

“We stole half our flavor profiles from them and refuse to admit it, so we pretend like anything we stole is actually just common knowledge.”

Or, you could look at it from the other end, everything is shit.

They got the whole half continent dirty. Except Belarus, they are proud of it.

Come on, you really think you're that much better than English food?

The most popular Scottish dish was invented by a Pakistani and everyone thinks it's Indian.

They'd prefer to say it doesn't exist

maybe it's actually swedish but wienerbröd is kinda soggy, isn't it?

Wienerbrød, aka bread from Wien was inspired by Austrian bakers (classic "neutral" SCABS!) who came up to work in Denmark during a huge baker's strike in the mid 1800s. But as is the Danish way, we managed to pump it full of dairy, in this case butter.
But yeah, it is possible that it's referring to "remonce", the filling/topping used.

It’s the European equivalent of extreme poverty. But by world standards, they’re doing just fine lol.

Was gonna say, maybe I'm just not aware of it, but France had famine in it much later than the Balkans . . . .https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines

I was gonna say they miss the wine and fancy cheeses, but now that I think about it the wine selection is actually fairly solid, and you don't get much fancier than Pule.

I don't understand. The vast Atlantic Ocean is right there.

So utterly irrelevant it bares no mention. ^/s

“The bland feeding the bland.”

That's why the map says meatball "inventors" instead of just meatball inventors

The Franco-Ottoman alliance of 1536 stands strong

I think you confuse that with kåldolmar, which has that origin. Meatballs were quite a staple in most Northern European countries for centuries before any of that. Of course Sweden didn't invent meatballs either, they just popularised them outside of Europe via Ikea.

Maybe it's the cookies that come with every new sewing box.

As an American that has lived in dk for 7 years, I've no clue either. Danes sure do love their sweets, but I can't think of any soggy ones.

I don't know how it is in France, but if someone says "Danish pastry" where I'm from, they're talking about wienerbrød.

Probably any pastry thats not as dry as a croissant

Probably all the filled pastries?

English is not my first language, can you explain what the pun is on the ocean?

My friend from Finland (of all places) went there and said it was overrated

Well this is still according to the French so take it with a grain of salt!

It's the only country I've ever traveled to where it felt like everyone was trying to upsell you on every little thing. See those bread sticks in the center of the table? Don't touch them, don't even fucking glance at them, or you'll get charged an arm and a leg in Euros. Ask for water but you wanted still and not sparkling? Fuck you son, that's another charge you didn't think about.

One place I went to, I shit you not, had the toilet seat and toilet paper chained to a weight you had to carry from the front of the shop to the upstairs toilet after making a purchase.

The food was just ok.

Right? I feel like the labels for Italy and France should be switched.