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Sucker Punch came out a year before

I was about to post that. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

She can't have said that.

Lol what? That's like saying drawing is hard if there's no connect the dots

There are Star Wars books and comics??

Someone call a psychiatrist, we have another case of Other Games Syndrome.

You'll be ok. Let's just sit down and play either of your games. Do you want to play Super Mario, or Last of Us

No, it's the same thing. You're an arrow who jumps on the heads of enemies.

Wait, you didn't think you were the person with the bow did you? The stealth archer is inconsequential to the story. It's the arrow that matters.

You owe Todd a lot of quarters missy.

Assassin creed series

this is the real reason why the people of lemmy hate the industry

Wonderful mod, that one

You can't die in Doom. Per the quote - you die after jumping on enemies. The lack of jump button and infinitely tall monsters were specifically implemented to prevent player death in Doom.

I did once. The quarter fell onto some solder points and short circuited a bunch of stuff. Fried the whole machine. This was back in the early 90s, of course, when a typical computer cost as much as a nice used car and maybe four people in the county had one, much less knew how to fix one. Some original joke about getting beaten with jumper cables. Sometimes the hard lessons are the ones that stick with you most because as I got older, I learned how to solder and perform board level repairs. It's an insanely useful skill.

They don't play video games, they do coke or children. They live different lives than us poors.

You're being too generous. In the 90s we were playing PlayStation and TV shows were still using the death sound from Atari Pac-Man

Yes, like GoldenEye. No one played it, and it was definitely not a popular FPS where you jumped on enemies. It's an obscure game based on the obscure movie where James Bond jumped on every single woman he saw. /s

Next up: post a math problem with no right answers and watch the post get a million comments (where only 10% notice the lack of a right answer)

That's how everything in the internet works nowadays. I just can't do it. Everyone (mostly bots I suspect) seem to want to get pissed off or feel themselves like correct or interesting.

Or someone says something evocative of their meaning but not fully fact-checked and cited because they aren’t a clanker.

1972 Mario would've been a literal room-size machine

Pretty simple they hit the ball in your direction, you hit it back.

Truck simulator 2012 changed that.

all downhill from there... not

You might get a bug.

It was the other showrunner, Craig Mazin, who said this. He doesn’t work in vidya gaems Though I can’t find the original source where he said it. So could be a shitpost.