sounds like he can't have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.
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Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife?
50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)
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I always cum first, I guess I'm just better at sex than she is.
Competitive Sex?
I like.
Ranked even
We need an anti-cheat for that. What could perform well for the task?
But your job is to make the other person cum. Cumming first is a skill issue.
The missus and I often say that we're totally gay for each other, so yeah
I dunno bro everything is gay these days
Yes! But it takes a real man to be able to take a dick up the ass, unscathed. A feminized man will start crying "it hurts". But a real man takes it all, unlubbed, without a complaint. Like a real man!
All these f**s having sex with women, all lovey dovey, make me sick!
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Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?
Definitely. On the flip side, itβs not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them
The Bible says it's okay as long as you don't fuck your buddy in the pussy
It actually was forbidding men raping other men as a show of dominance, basically it was denoting it as a type of war crime, it's only modern translation and only very recent translation that's decided suddenly it's about gay men, which it never was. it's unclear if anyone even accepted the concept of gay men in those days, but they did have 6-9 genders, so perhaps to them a gay man fit a category they didn't bother condemning. it certainly wasn't important enough for Jesus to bring it up. an he mentions 5 genders and doesn't say any of them are sinful.
As Andrew Tate totally said: you HAVE to DRINK CUM so your TESTOSTERONE goes up.
Ben Shapiro said something about this, didn't he? If you make your (doctor) wife wet, she has an infection or something? Maybe she got it from his Gay Sexβ’.
I guess I'm the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It's just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
Apparently. And now we need a new word for "homosexual".
His poor wife
I'd say any woman who actively chooses to stay with someone like that out of free will deserves a pleasure-free life - these women are betraying their own because they are providing support to those who want them to be slave-like baby factories.
Most of these guys weren't dumb enough to say things like this... Give the ladies time
There was a big article yesterday in one of the magazines about how a new cohort of tradwives age 18-20 are going all in, of course the women actually work doing content production but pretend it's just churning butter and getting on their knees. And the funny part is, they're being railed at by thousands of people, including former tradwives just 22 years old, about how they're idiots for refusing to save emergency cash or have careers outside of the marriage, because they assume they can "monetize the divorce" if it comes to that.
I remember what it was like to make bad decisions at 18 but holy christ, they're running head first into a brick wall.
I can't even blame young women in that age group too much - at first it sounds like a nice arrangement, being a SAHM and housekeeper, not having to deal with the complexities and bullshit of being in the workforce. But this comes with a barrage of issues:
- You don't get any experience at a time where others are getting tertiary education or are already in the workforce getting experience. The longer you wait with these things, the harder it gets to actually get a job if you need one
- You are at the economic mercy of your significant other, and this fact alone enables abuse. If your partner knows that they have full control over your finances, they might be tempted to use that power, because you can't do shit. They also have the ability to prevent you from leaving, at least on your terms, and you might not even be able to lawyer up in case of a divorce.
- The economic situation also means that if you are able to escape an abusive relationship, you might not have the financial means of providing for your children - which might cause them to live with the person you fled from, another reason why escaping when things turn sour is a daunting task
- You don't work towards your pension, ensuring that you will spend your old age at the absolute minimum the state provides.
- Having children takes a harsh toll on your body even when being 18 - 21 where your body is in a great shape. Having many comes with a bunch of issues you might not even realize you signed up for.
- All of these things are also an issue when your partner is caring. They might die, or even worse, become disabled, leaving you with no ability to provide resources needed for medical care. They also might decide they want a divorce, leaving you with no income besides child support and whatever basic security your state provides.
These things should be taught at school, pretty early on, and repeated during the course of primary/secondary education at the respective levels of understanding for the age. And they should be taught regardless of gender, because the lesson of "giving up your autonomy is a very bad thing (outside of tightly defined situations in the bedroom if it's your thing)" is one that all kids can profit from. Sadly, with the dismantling of education and pushback on gender right (it's not just womens - these strict gender norms are hurting everyone regardless of gender - but they and the trans community bear the brunt of the assault) i can't see the US actually trying to prevent slipping back over 100 years regarding these things, and this bullshit is also coming over the pond like an giant oil spill.
She's looking at him like she agrees for some reason. Maybe she's like "thank god I don't have to fuck him anymore now that we have five babies"
Well he didn't say she couldn't have orgasms with other men and he's ok with it because they are apparently gay
Don't feel pity for that wench. He's an asshole. She''s worse.
This is the full interview:
I really hate this narrative that women who marry these kinda guys all magically are ignorant progressives and aren't trash just like their husbands.
Yeah I saw this youbtube video. She definitely didn't like the idea but kept her mouth shut. This was a project Luke Beasley was doing with them and the husband was too toxic off camera for them to continue the project.
A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and "put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn't breed" and I've thought about him ever since.
I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn't the first time I've seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.
Girls have sex with guys, that's the gayest thing imaginable
not all of them
Well no, not the gay straight ones
This man can vote. That's so depressing...
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?
Only if she gets wet in the process.
I'm pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.
I'm pretty sure they've already moved past that and onto "straight men get turned on by each other's muscles, in fact it's unmanly not to"
Possibly, but I also made a satirical comment a while back explaining how sex with women is gay (admittedly not entirely my idea, other people have made the joke before)
So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.
I mean, sure, yeah, my parents only had sex one time and then I was born, and that's that.
But this seems like the type of guy who would brag of having more sex than kids.
Imagine dying and actually getting into heaven, only for your widow to get her period. What a bummer that would be.
We're living in an era where it's becoming harder to distinguish between shitposting and actual shit someone said in most serious tone possible
Sometimes I wonder if MAGA is an Andy Kaufman bit.
She seems into it, maybe we are kink shaming here. (this is the only thing that makes sense to me)
Dear boys,
Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.
Being mad. That's the straightest you can be.
Even gay means happy.
Don't be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).
Checkmate, atheists.
I am pretty sure most of MAGA is already doing that.
Sounds like he's not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.
This guy is married. I've been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.
Wow, I'm way worse than I thought and I didn't think much of myself to begin with lol
Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that's what smart people always say. It's especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That's just logic!
Well⦠I guess you would rather be single than be married to the mindless and probably evil bipedal awfulness this guy is married to.
These people have no empathy or love for others - any relationship they have is a hollow, meaningless thing that is a lot worse than being single. Don't talk yourself down.
Dude, this guy VERY likely had this poor child given to him by his church and parents at the age of majority. These children are brainwashed fools, don't compare yourself to any of this scum.
It's because you have standards.
This is one of the gayest things I've ever read.
Dude lives full-time in Narnia.



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