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[–] 214 points 2 months ago (7 children)

sounds like he can't have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.

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  • [–] 74 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    If the person you fuck doesn't have a baby after you're done then they're a dude. It's very worrying.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    We don't know for sure that AMABs can't get pregnant. Dennis Prager is a pioneer in this field of study.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Why do they think that we think AMABs can get pregnant?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think it's about trans men, not women

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  • [–] 140 points 2 months ago (15 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife?

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  • [–] 75 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)

    /s

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  • [–] 48 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    I always cum first, I guess I'm just better at sex than she is.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    We need an anti-cheat for that. What could perform well for the task?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Yes! But it takes a real man to be able to take a dick up the ass, unscathed. A feminized man will start crying "it hurts". But a real man takes it all, unlubbed, without a complaint. Like a real man!

    All these f**s having sex with women, all lovey dovey, make me sick!

    /s

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  • [–] 58 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?

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  • [–] 49 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The Bible says it's okay as long as you don't fuck your buddy in the pussy

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    It actually was forbidding men raping other men as a show of dominance, basically it was denoting it as a type of war crime, it's only modern translation and only very recent translation that's decided suddenly it's about gay men, which it never was. it's unclear if anyone even accepted the concept of gay men in those days, but they did have 6-9 genders, so perhaps to them a gay man fit a category they didn't bother condemning. it certainly wasn't important enough for Jesus to bring it up. an he mentions 5 genders and doesn't say any of them are sinful.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Ben Shapiro said something about this, didn't he? If you make your (doctor) wife wet, she has an infection or something? Maybe she got it from his Gay Sexβ„’.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    I think specifically with regard to the lyrics of the song WAP. β€œBring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy.”

    Which means he’s ignorant about the concept of hyperbole. Which makes sense given he’s a failed writer, really.

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  • [–] 58 points 2 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I'd say any woman who actively chooses to stay with someone like that out of free will deserves a pleasure-free life - these women are betraying their own because they are providing support to those who want them to be slave-like baby factories.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    There was a big article yesterday in one of the magazines about how a new cohort of tradwives age 18-20 are going all in, of course the women actually work doing content production but pretend it's just churning butter and getting on their knees. And the funny part is, they're being railed at by thousands of people, including former tradwives just 22 years old, about how they're idiots for refusing to save emergency cash or have careers outside of the marriage, because they assume they can "monetize the divorce" if it comes to that.

    I remember what it was like to make bad decisions at 18 but holy christ, they're running head first into a brick wall.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago*

    I can't even blame young women in that age group too much - at first it sounds like a nice arrangement, being a SAHM and housekeeper, not having to deal with the complexities and bullshit of being in the workforce. But this comes with a barrage of issues:

    • You don't get any experience at a time where others are getting tertiary education or are already in the workforce getting experience. The longer you wait with these things, the harder it gets to actually get a job if you need one
    • You are at the economic mercy of your significant other, and this fact alone enables abuse. If your partner knows that they have full control over your finances, they might be tempted to use that power, because you can't do shit. They also have the ability to prevent you from leaving, at least on your terms, and you might not even be able to lawyer up in case of a divorce.
    • The economic situation also means that if you are able to escape an abusive relationship, you might not have the financial means of providing for your children - which might cause them to live with the person you fled from, another reason why escaping when things turn sour is a daunting task
    • You don't work towards your pension, ensuring that you will spend your old age at the absolute minimum the state provides.
    • Having children takes a harsh toll on your body even when being 18 - 21 where your body is in a great shape. Having many comes with a bunch of issues you might not even realize you signed up for.
    • All of these things are also an issue when your partner is caring. They might die, or even worse, become disabled, leaving you with no ability to provide resources needed for medical care. They also might decide they want a divorce, leaving you with no income besides child support and whatever basic security your state provides.

    These things should be taught at school, pretty early on, and repeated during the course of primary/secondary education at the respective levels of understanding for the age. And they should be taught regardless of gender, because the lesson of "giving up your autonomy is a very bad thing (outside of tightly defined situations in the bedroom if it's your thing)" is one that all kids can profit from. Sadly, with the dismantling of education and pushback on gender right (it's not just womens - these strict gender norms are hurting everyone regardless of gender - but they and the trans community bear the brunt of the assault) i can't see the US actually trying to prevent slipping back over 100 years regarding these things, and this bullshit is also coming over the pond like an giant oil spill.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    She's looking at him like she agrees for some reason. Maybe she's like "thank god I don't have to fuck him anymore now that we have five babies"

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Yeah I saw this youbtube video. She definitely didn't like the idea but kept her mouth shut. This was a project Luke Beasley was doing with them and the husband was too toxic off camera for them to continue the project.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and "put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn't breed" and I've thought about him ever since.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn't the first time I've seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Girls have sex with guys, that's the gayest thing imaginable

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    Well no, not the gay straight ones

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This man can vote. That's so depressing...

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, sure, yeah, my parents only had sex one time and then I was born, and that's that.

    But this seems like the type of guy who would brag of having more sex than kids.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    We're living in an era where it's becoming harder to distinguish between shitposting and actual shit someone said in most serious tone possible

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Sometimes I wonder if MAGA is an Andy Kaufman bit.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Dear boys,

    Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.

    Being mad. That's the straightest you can be.

    Even gay means happy.

    Don't be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).

    Checkmate, atheists.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Sounds like he's not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    This guy is married. I've been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.

    Wow, I'm way worse than I thought and I didn't think much of myself to begin with lol

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago

    Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that's what smart people always say. It's especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That's just logic!

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    You're not going to or you can't?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    This is one of the gayest things I've ever read.

    Dude lives full-time in Narnia.

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