Practically a uniform among cosplay politicians.

That's also a "XL" plate carrier, normal plate carriers have the Velcro meet front and center.

Russian style

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I'd like to introduce you to the daily news in the usa. Every day is the most embarrassing day to be American, so far.

Wait until you see the MAGA wearing Trump diapers.

He's cosplaying in that flak jacket with no sappy plates, and his hands look softer than a baby's bottom.

Nothing more badass than a dude with a gut covering it with a vest.

This dude would be in tears hiding at any tragic event.

Potentially change the music, but I don't know if you could actually improve it with that. You could make it a more obvious parody, but it'd also lose some of him trying so hard to seem badass.

My doors most of the way closed, but has a gap large enough for the cat to come and go. If he gets thirsty at night does that count?

The way he squashes that gut out below his vest: iconic. What a brave hero, I'm sure so many enemies will literally be firing on him in Wyoming

Please. Nationalist Christian. Put the important word first.

Convenient abbreviation: Nat-C

I bet he has a phone holster

Guy?

They're conservative Americans, they can't read.

I get more elementary school bully who was behind the curve at puberty and is now trying to compensate for that teenaged role reversal as an adult.

Lots of blubber there for protection. Who needs plates? Except to put your second breakfast on.

I don't think it even is a plate carrier. It just looks like a temu vest with a lot of tacticool mole straps.

He doesn't look strong enough to wear one with plates.

I think your right.

the odds are so far in your favor, your only gonna get a few cents on the payout

nobody will take you up on that bet

Wow, I have it muted. Christian Nationalists are cool with satanic themes in music now?

There's no chance he did

Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?

Taking kickbacks from the Saudis and the Qataris and the Kuwaitis and the UAE never actually counts. That's just "good business".

Just so long as They Stay In Their Country, the chuds will line up at the trough to support a politician who did the full kiss-the-ring of Muslim royalty.

dude felt like he was straight aura farming with that hat pinch slide

Thank god they used all that slow mo to catch every millisecond of those epic action shots!

I like the tummy jiggle as it velcros himself up.

With that blue-print collared t-shirt he looks like a Boogaloo Boy.

Couldn't even be bothered to poise with an AR-15, though, so he's DOA in the primary.

Nah you read it wrong. You have the freedom to practice the right religion.

it used to get you laughed out of public discourse. used to....

Luckily for him the US is not civilised.

Yes but so is a lot of Christian nationalism yet here we ars

Sharia law is "eye for an eye" based, similar enough to Christo fascist agenda on sexuality and (female) modesty. There are no constitutional protections for inter faith/race/gender marriage/sex, modesty, and deeply religious (christo fascist bias to constitution) judges can be appointed in greater numbers. For contract law, sharia rules are permitted for financing/marriage (divorce) in the US, but obviously non-sharia contracts are permitted too. There are no constitutional protections against prenups, or contracts that include "don't be evil" covenants.

Typically, Sharia objections come from liberalism. Not the specific biblical verse that imposes morality/hierarchical control laws. Opponent to this guy should just say "he wants trans sluts walking around in mini skirts and lipstick, and always believed in their accusations against men"

the constitution is the law of the land, to have any other law you would need to fully overthrow the government. within the US sharia law is just the inner workings of any Muslim faith when dealing with themselves or how they chose to deal with others. every religion and many groups do this. Mormons have Bishop's Court where they have local leaders meet with people who will decide if they will excommunicate someone for a particular sin or behavior like adultery or abuse, they may also use these formal proceedings to decide if the church itself will recognize a divorce or annulmemt within their own religion, the US government isn't involved in or forbidding Mormons from running these 'Mormon court of law' proceedings as everyone involved is legally free to not even give a shit or participate if they don't want to and it effectivly means nothing to anyone outside their church groups if it even means much inside those groups. but at one point the US government did go to war with the Mormon Church to stop them from taking over the country or some other fever dream because it was a good distraction from the upcoming civil war, and at some point Mormons were a huge voting bloc moving into areas and taking them over and electing their leaders into the highest offices they could and clearly they intended to become the dominate culture and religion of the US from the top down for a good while, but if a whole political party was constantly going off on how we need to ban Mormon Law before it takes over the country, you'd be right to laugh at them.