Yeah. I think cheap eggs are enough.

He thinks Americans can be bought of with $5,000?

Oh God.

It’s like dreaming of finding a mountain of gold. Instead of riches you would end up devaluing gold into worthlessness.

Fool me once… maybe we can try to fool them for the hundredth time.

I am grateful that they are high, and hope they go higher, it’s the only way Americans will vote against this herd of assholes.

He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Loss leaders. They sell you the chicken at or below cost but make sure is at the end of the store so you spend $500 on crap you did not think you needed.

They just can’t be seen driving anything less than a brand new Bronco.

Off ramps don’t work for self dug pits.

You should have created FlappyBird

So… you are saying Uranus smells like your anus?

*Niño