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[–] 197 points 2 months ago (14 children)

Mate how old is this meme, that's ex-president Shinzo Abe and he's been dead for 4 years.

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  • [–] 183 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    He’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Nah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    My Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Where I Don't Have to Talk to Trump Vol. 1

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    The final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    ... as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Trump always "wins" because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others' spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he "wins"

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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    Trump speaks English? I thought he only speaks in Trumpaneeze ...

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Petty? That's a fucking survival tactic.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 months ago

    This is not petty.

    It is divesting from stupidity.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    I'd do the same thing tbh

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    While I support this I'm uninformed, how good is her English? Are we talking broken enflish she learned in grade school or basically natively fluent?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Do you think that she works at an American Chinese food joint? She's an highly ranked politician, of course she knows English. Better than you and me both, probably.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    That's too presumptuous. Not everyone can learn English proficiently, especially those from East Asia because of completely different characteristics and structures between European languages and East Asian languages.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child)

    English is often used as an international language, and for that reason it’s the most common second language by a pretty wide margin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_languages_by_total_number_of_speakers

    People who need to regularly speak with people from a wide variety of countries learn English.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Isnt she basically a far right fascist?

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