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[–] 193 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

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  • [–] 167 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    The Appalachians have been mountains longer than North America has been a continent

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  • [–] 119 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    To the extent that a portion of the mountain chain that formed the Appalachian Mountains is in Europe. The Appalachians were a part of the Central Pangean mountain system, which makes them older than the Atlantic Ocean.

    They’ve seen some shit.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    That's kind of awesome to think about.

    I'm picturing myself on Pangea. The mountains in front of me are taller than the Himalayas today. These are the Appalachians. Oh no, a dinosaur! Look out, duck! Huh, that's not a duck that's a QUETZALCOATLUS! Everybody run! How can we outrun a QUETZALCOATLUS?!?!?! AAAHHHHHH.

    Isn't it beautiful?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Wikipedia says they date back 480 million years, during the Ordovician period. I think the atmosphere would have been pretty breathable, but plants wouldn't conquer the land in a serious way for at least another 60 million years or so, with bugs following them. Nothing saw those mountains. If you time-traveled to the Pangean mountains, you would be the only being to ever observe them in their formative years. Eons would pass before the first plant set root at their feet. The sterile and desolate emptiness would be beyond human experience.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    but plants wouldn't conquer the land in a serious way for at least another 60 million years or so
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    Eons would pass before the first plant set root at their feet.

    Pretty sure the mountains will still be there. Spoiler alert. I started at the end of the book.

    you would be the only being to ever observe them in their formative years.
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    The sterile and desolate emptiness would be beyond human experience.

    That's badass though. Except that we might be returning to that sterile and desolate emptiness here shortly.

    Also, don't forget that fungi, algae, and lichen colonized dry land before the plants arrived, paving the way for them by eating rocks and pooping dirt.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    They're the bones of the world dawg. It's why there's so much spooky scary shit here (I live in Appalachia.)

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Not just the bones of the world, they're older than bones.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Older than trees.

    Older than bones.

    Drones from land masses that don’t exist anymore.

    There is rock in the Appalachian mountains without coal seams, because many formed in places before the land biomass that made coal and oil existed.

    They contain layers of fossils from ancient whales back to small crustaceans.

    480 million years ago trilobites were being heft out of the sea by the Appalachians.

    The Appalachians existed for 20 million years before bearing witness to a million year long meteor shower from the L-chondrite debris that gave the earth temporary rings.

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  • [–] 74 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Its not the height, it's the age. Thar be eldritch monsters in the Appalachians. Rockies is just aliens and (Gay) Bigfoot

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Hey now, do you really think all the eldritch monsters just stayed in the appalachians? No.

    Thats why there are skinwalkers in the rockies; they’re just wendigo that heard there were taller mountains forming in the west and decided to migrate over.

    /s

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  • [–] 63 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Western trails: Ascend on nicely-graded switchbacks.

    Eastern trails: Ascend straight up a seasonal creek bed.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    That's actually incredibly real

    I about died on old butt knob in NC at my peak fitness

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  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I love my Cascades and the Rockies are majestic and impressive, but the Appalachians are basically the wizened old crones of mountains. They're weird and mysterious. They're full of forests and traditions and stories. They demand respect.

    Also, listen, folks from the eastern Midwest are barely used to hills then having to drive through them is scary.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'm in Minnesota and I get super carsick just driving in Wisconsin. I've gone up the mountain on Orcas island in Washington and it was very beautiful but I actually thought I was gonna hurl. It feels just like those pirate ship carnival rides. I really don't know how people ride those without getting sick.

    However the small mountains (more like big hills tbh) along the north shore of Lake Superior are fine and don't make sick at all for some reason.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

    Don't forget, they are older and LOCATED IN THE RIGHT SPOT! Fucking Rockies just decide to pop up wherever they feel like.

    Edit: spelling is hard

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  • [–] 43 points 2 months ago* (7 children)

    Thats cute.

    Look at the danish mountains and despair!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himmelbjerget

    Sky Mountain! a whopping peak height of 140m elevation. A hike so deadly that it is a time honored tradition to let our kindergarten aged children 'climb' it. Takes an afternoon (barely) and theres a small giftshop selling icecream and knick knacks on top of it.

    Try and best that yanks! 😎

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Oh wow even the Netherlands that is as flat as a pancake and half the country sits below sea level has a higher mountain

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaalserberg

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  • [–] 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    They're both gorgeous. Why do we have to pit two queens against one another?

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  • [+] -6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Because one is prettier and it's not even close

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    The thing about mountains is that they're all big when you're at the bottom of them

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    whatever you do, just don't live down there

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    if "my mountains can beat up your mountains" is some element of the conversation, i'm not talking at all, i'm walking the other direction

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    What if it's a titty fight, but nobody wants to say the word titty?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    South America looks at both and snorts... "You call those mountains!!" These babies are started with the breakup of Pangea and are still growing.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andes

    First time I was flying into Santiago, I was amazed when we hit 3,000m and looked way up at the mountains out the window.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    They also have the only empire we know of that used mountains as its imperial core rather than as internal boundaries. Even Rome which was located in the famously mountainous Italy and was a land power treated the mountains as an inconvenience. But the Inca were just like "fuck you, we're mountain people"

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    Sometimes it's not the moutains that get you, it's the smaller hills and valleys surrounding them because there are actually people and roads there.

    Sometimes if you make a wrong turn in Pittsburgh, you are not just going the wrong direction but are also at the wrong elevation or on the wrong layer, and there's no looping around the block to get back to where you started.

    Disclaimer: This thread led me to read the Wikipedia article about Appalachia. Some definitions of the region do not include Pittsburgh or even parts of Pennsylvania, but at the same time there's a photo of downtown Pittsburgh at the top of the article, so I went with it.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    The geographical feature that you have no control over is for losers.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    What's that? Can't hear you, I'm a mile above sea level and breathing the freshest god damn air on Earth.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Up? Where all my smog goes?

    Nice try, skylanders. I'm going underground, where the real fresh air is hiding.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Ours are older and were taller.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    The highest wind speed ever recorded on Earth until 1996 was on Mt. Washington, NH. That's gotta count for some cool points.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    The Nepalese: Oh you Americans are so cute.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Can we get a map of mountain deaths? Mt Washington would run up the scoreboard.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

    Do murders on mountains count? Then there are definitely mountains with way higher kill counts than anything in the Rockies, in the Appalachian mountains.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Well yeah there were machine gunners at the battle of Blair mountain

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    also plenty of historically bad neighborhoods, and towns, with long histories of violent crime.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Also the genocide and wars, though idk how much of that was on mountains rather than in valleys

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Yeah, there really isn't any recorded history for that, unfortunately. From what I am to understand most of the natives in Appalachia died after DeSoto tore through the place looking for precious metals as he basically was just a bio-weapon.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    The Sierra Nevadas are no joke. If you drive through them in wintertime you are absolutely taking a risk, not only because you're driving on windy (if well-maintained) mountain highways, but you may get stuck in snow despite your chains and will freeze to death.

    If you are lucky, a CHP or forest ranger may see you and help you out.

    Heaven forbid you have engine trouble or run out of fuel.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I live in the Sierras and always keep a change of clothes, 72 hours of food and water (plus filter), a small pack, fishing gear and a radio in my car. You never know what could happen. I've had quick fishing trips turn into unplanned overnighters and had snow or fallen trees or wildfires block roads at all times of the year. We have exactly 2 roads into and out of our little valley.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I've lived in several places, all FLAT. Whenever I visit a mountainous place like Denver, it always seems so weird that there are these mountains always looming over me. At least you always know which way is west.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I grew up in hill country and I cannot for the life of me understand how people live in the flatlands. It makes me physically uncomfortable.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Oh god, same. I'm a mountain kid, the plains make me agoraphobic as hell. I tried living in the Midwest. I literally was slowly going insane, the landscape and the people were driving me crazy. I'm not kidding, I had to come home and restart my prescription.

    Praire madness is so damn real. I thought it was made up. NO. I love my mountains, I can't live without them.

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