100% it all starts with the juggling. From there life gets weird
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What is raw honey? Is it just honey? I'm not american.
Sounds better than sitting in a cubicle for the best hours of the day, and the best years of your life
Wonder how that conversation came up.
"I'm sad. My parakeet died today."
"Alright, fuck it, let's make a deal!"
Um, Ackshually... It would be for the Biggoron's Sword.
Giant's Knife is the 200 Ruppee scam from Medigoron.
Giants knife was pretty good even broken tho', that's what they don't want you to know
doubts
It had the same power as the Kokiri sword but with less reach
Was it that bad? I thought I remembered its power as being pretty decent but the reach being poor so you had to time/distance fairly well. Maybe depended on the version, I know I played an emulator port of it about 15 years ago, perhaps the stats were modified for that. No idea if my memory refers to emulator, og n64 version, or is purely fabricated.
At the end of this trade quest they will either end up with an alternate costume that people only wear because of the quest or the most powerful weapon ever conceved. We will just have to wait and see if the earth is destroyed by the stick of unlimited damage or someone walking around some weird dead parakeet suit that offers no protection.
Wow, what a quaint little folk-tale. I wonder how this will...
When did my life get this weird?
Oh.
Oh shit, someone should let this person know that a lot of these don't end well.
One Small Favor
I'm guessing that's what you're referencing.
There was a dude in the Lego community on Lugnet at the time that took the idea and did a similar thing trading up from a 1x1 red stud to a Technic bulldozer that was one of the most expensive sets at the time.
Nope, a quest in popular mmo Runescape. It makes the player fetch items which require other items repeatedly and then you work your way backwards, usually takes between 2 and 6 hours depending on what systems if transport the player has unlocked.
I would be proud to tell a story as awesome as this
Meanwhile I’m stuck with one of those old-timey jobs where you’re actually supposed to show up.
The Giant's knife was the garbage that was easy to acquire. You're thinking of the Biggoron's Sword, obviously
Yeah those things didn't happen
While I agree this is probably just a made up funny joke, if you you've ever actually lived in a gift/barter community, it's pretty much this. Hung out pretty much exclusively with anarchist and various left-communists for years, and this was my life. You do things for folks, they do things for you, and along the way you end up with stuff like a shit ton of honey, and you end up giving that honey out in exchange for something else, and you end up meeting someone with a weird skill, and it all just spirals into this weird and glorious community.
The difference is that in real life, you're not saying "I'll give you this honey for a bird corpse" you say "hey, man, can I have your bird corpse, I know a girl who loves macabre art, and it would be a really cool way to honor your beloved pet," and then you either give them honey as a thank you, or just later on when it comes up that they want some honey, you give them some because you happen to have some.
I once had a friend who straight up gave this guy his Prius, that same dude ended up giving a mutual friend a place to stay for over a year. Original Prius owner never got anything directly for the Prius, but he was within the little gift economy, and ended up receiving lots of things and services from various members over the years. I doubt he feels like he was not repaid for it.
It's a pretty great way to live. It's a shame we all could never work out a way to get land and built the cohousing community we dreamt of.
left-communists
Is there such a thing as right-communists?
Also I’m guessing your friend didn’t originally acquire the Prius by bringing honey to the Toyota dealership. That’s where this kind of thing breaks down.
It's not lol. The issue isn't that barter centric systems fall apart with complex products/services. The blame as always rest with mega corps, investors, and the most insatiably greedy cunts that we always hand power and leniency to.
Anarchist systems fall apart at scale. Because they rely on social reputation to keep people well behaved. And social reputation doesn't work if you want factories and electronics and other things that require the collaboration of tens of thousands of workers around the globe.
They would just overcharge for the oil change anyway and claim the $8 cabin air filter needs changing for $120.
Strasserists?
But yeah I think it was Lenin who wrote "Left Communism, an Infantile Disorder"
Left-communism refers to philosophies such an anarchism, council communism, platformism, and other left wing thoughts that do not advocate for an all encompassing and powerful worker's state, and instead believe in achieving a communist system (stateless, classless, moneyless) through means of democracy, consensus, councils, or other means that put the actual people impacted by a decision in charge, or at least in the conversation, of making the decision.
And of course not. Because we do not live in a society where that happens. The topic is not "does gift economy work" or "do we live in a gift economy." The topic was explaining a micro-economy that existed around mutual aid and gift economics.
Is there a reason why the necklace has to be made from parakeet bones?
Because otherwise the parakeet bones might have gone to waste.
More to the point would the instrument repairer be able to recognise a parakeet's bones from any other parrot of the same size?
Parakeet is an odd choice for my idea of the sort of person who wants a bone necklace
Is this from one of those games like Stardew Valley? Never played that one but my friend did. Reminds me of Link's Awakening too.
Read Graeber's Debt
This is what society should be
Barter economy sucks when you actually need stuff, and was pretty much only practiced by long-distance merchants who had no reason to trust one another.
For anything close to necessary in a society, mutual aid is much better, and has a much stronger basis in the historical record. No reason to dedicate half your house to random garbage when you can just have people know you help people when you can and so you deserve to be helped in turn.
And before anyone mentions it, "The tragedy of the commons" is something that very notably didn't happen to actual historical commons. What few selfish people there are were given their own personal incentive structure, while anyone with a lick of sense took freely and gave freely.
It required capitalism making those selfish people legally correct and backed up by state violence for the commons to die out.
No reason to dedicate half your house to random garbage when you can just have people know you help people when you can and so you deserve to be helped in turn
I mean, at what point does it stop being "dedicating half your house to random garbage" and start being a reclaimed material repository?
It is this, but instead of everyone needing to pay for stuff storage, we took the value of the stuff and trade to a portable, simple intermediary called money. There's a reason why money was developed practically everywhere with more than the most rudimentary economy.
Can I interest you in some self sealing stem bolts?
This is what real economy looks like, not make-believe numbers passing from one AI company to the next.
An entire cello just for a bit of juggling seems a bit of a steep cost
But that's exactly where the incredible wealth of interwoven community comes from! The value of a thing isn't distillable to a hard number, and in trying to do so, we cheapen the wonderful and make the essential unaffordable. Add to that the value of the story that comes with everything you touch...idk. I get really excited about this stuff.
Could have been stolen from a school? When I was younger I used to live on military bases and you could get second hand instruments for basically nothing. It was pretty common for military families to just not return their instruments to whatever off-base school they were going to when they moved.
are they... bartering?
This is the weird seemingly unrelated side quests that get you the main quest for a super weapon. Ironically you've already got a better weapon.
When the fiscal economy is broken the bartering economy is there to take over.
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