Today is my 25th birthday

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[–] 78 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Happy birthday! I remember turning 25 and feeling so old. Now I'm in my thirties and it rules. Well, the world sucks, but on a personal level, don't sweat it. You've got plenty to enjoy now and plenty to look forward to.

A comic by Sarah Andersen where she is told as a kid that life is basically over after turning thirty, until she opens a door to 'life after I turned 30' and found it was rainbows and flowers

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    30s. Those were the fun years. Am 61 now and NGL, once you hit 50 and get gray and wrinkles.. you find that people will give you even less shit. Which is amazing! Some say that it's the aches and pains that come of age that suck the most, but I've always been a bit on the clumsy side with a high pain threshold, so it's been a constant since I was a teenager.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    I'm in my mid-40s, and I feel like peak me (so far)

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Yeah that was my vampire age - like if I could have stayed any age, 45 was it. Looked so good, felt so good. Sex drive like a teenager (maybe nature trying to make me reproduce before menopause?). I do think that may be the physical peak. Like, I still feel really good but 45 was it.

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  • [–] 63 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    I would give my left nut to be 25

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    .........ok, but now I'm curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I think the problem is that the timelords don't take left testicles.

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    You're practically in your grave at this point

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago

    I'm in my 40s and each decade of my life has been better than the last. You live and learn. You make mistakes. You grow. You can use that experience to make your quality of life better.

    Cut out toxic people, start an exercise routine, learn how to cook good meals, practice your time management skills. Not that I haven't wasted most of today watching AEW, but I did some sprints this morning so I'm resting.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I dont want to be 35, but here we are buddy.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Oh what I would give to be 35 again, when you're 36 like I am you'll understand how good you have it

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I would do anything to be 25 again

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    ayo. old head here.

    At 29. I had a pact with myself to kill myself before my 40th birthday.

    I'm 43 this year.

    If you take one piece of advice away: life is always worth living, there's always a tomorrow, no matter how bad you feel that feeling is not forever and things can change and you can change them.

    I have struggles, doubts, frustrations, rages, disappointments, set backs, failures and, indeed, depression. But I lived. And even today I had a bad moment, I was feeling super low - but this evening I had a wonderful time with some friends and came home to my wife who I adore.

    You made it to 25 and I knew a few people who didn't when I was 25. Now I'm forty fewer people have made it with me.

    I miss them but we get to see what's next. You get to see what's next.

    Enjoy being 25, 26, and beyond

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    43 this year too. 42 was a wild ride and 43 isn't shaping up to be any less crazy.

    If I could offer only one piece of advice, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists, where as the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

    And no, there was no copying, nor pasting involved, I just remember that "song" very well. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it may be worth looking up, because as I've gotten older, the advice in that "song" has only become more accurate, more true, and hit home a whole lot harder year after year.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    My lot passed around an antique sword cane - when you hit 25, it was yours till the next 25. Wonder who got stuck with it? (Sorry.)
    Am 75 now, btw, shooting for the full century.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Nah, the real tragedy is turning 27, that's when you no longer get discounted rates on the speed train here in Germany 🥺 Gotta ride around as much as I can before it's over for me in October.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago*

    Happy finally-considered-an-adult-by-car-insurance-and-rental-companies day!

    I'm sorry you don't want to be 25. In my experience, 30 is far better, so just hang on and do your best 🤗

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    I'd love to be 25 again. Wanna swap?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Congratulations, you're one quarter of a century old now.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    But now you can rent a car in the United States! Unfortunately you have to be in the United States to do it

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    Don't worry too much, it's only for a year

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Pretend that yesterday you were 40 and you just woke up this morning 25 again. Imagine how young, energetic, hopeful you'll feel being back in your young body again. Go for a run.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Happy birthday! You don't need to enjoy your birthdays. I didn't for years. But you made it and keep your head up my dude/dudette!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    It's fine, you won't be for very long.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    25 was good, insurance costs often go down, you're more likely to now be seen as a responsible adult by default. Your body is probably not rapidly deteriorating.

    The best I have for you all at that age is, you're probably not feeling a effects of age yet, you can probably still party and most of your friends aren't married with children so you probably still have people to party with.

    30's you recover more slowly, your friends start getting sparse as they start their own families.

    40's you have to work to not fall to sloth, energy isn't a given, you have to schedule to get time with your friends

    50's you need to start being careful about how you do things. your friends have grown children, if you don't do body maintenance you will fall into disrepair and it's hard AF to get out of that. Many people find stuff they used to enjoy eating now causes them discomfort. Your knees, back, ankles might pop when you get out of bed or occasionally when you go up steps

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Well I'm more than 25+25 and would not want to be 25 either but don't worry, it will only last a year. Just hang on.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Happy birthday!! 🎁🎂🎈🎉

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.

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    Happy birthday! Don't worry you'll be 35 before you know it :D

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Twenties are hard. Looking back, sure I would live them again with the knowledge I have now. But never again without this knowledge. This knowledge exists because I lived through my twenties, and they were hard.

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    Happy belatedbirthday, @CaffeineTwo@piefed.world !

    25-30 were some of my favorite years. I wish you success, health, and great memories to come.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    My sweet summer child. It just gets worse

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Genuinely disappointed at the lack of prime numbers in my future, why would prime number theorem do us dirty like this??

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    It's better than the alternative

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    It won't last.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    First time?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago*

    Don't worry friend, in the blink of an eye you'll be saying the same thing about 30.

    Besides 25 is a great time. You're likely early in your career so you've got plenty of choices still to make and probably not that much tying you down, and you've likely still got plenty of healthy years left with your body, especially if you put in the work and keep it fit.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm 57. Fuck off, all of you. Lol

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    25 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope for a destination...

    25 is a breeze, enjoy your time! Trust, it gets better and better. (The aging part at least, not so sure about the world part lol)

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Happy birthday and don't cry when 30 comes

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    For most people, their peak physical potential is between 25-35.

    And peak mental potential is older than that

    Enjoy

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    It's a great age. It's also a great time to start building good habits. If I could go back, I would have spent so much more time developing better sleep and workout habits. Lack of sleep and working out has absolutely wrecked me.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    But why! It only gets better and better from here!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I feel for you, I’m 54 and I wouldn’t want to be 25 again.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Even if getting old sucks ass, it beats the hell out of the alternative.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Hey, think of it this way, you still have SO much to discover for the first time. Take it from and old fart, really get to know yourself, be ok with yourself. Don't take shit from anyone.

    And if you have someone special in your life, make every moment count. Are we happy? Healthy? Stable? Ok let's not argue about which movie we'll watch who gives a shit anyway.

    I wish you all the best dear stranger, grab life by the horns because before you know it it'll pass you by just like that.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I cast: become 35 year old!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I'd say it gets better but that hasn't been my experience so far.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Am 27 lol.
    Welcome soon to my club :p

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Speed jive, don't want to stay alive when you're 25

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    There is only one way stop growing older I'm afraid

    My grandma always said 'getting old is fun. Being old is not.' And 'I guess it beats the alternative' and a legendary 'folks I'm getting old' at the ripe old age of 98. My immediate response was 'well that took you a while then'

    Anyway, you're 25, you'll be fine, also happy birthday!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    ahh don't worry too much about it. those are the longest years of your adulthood.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Make the most of being a 20something.

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    Ok Boomer /s

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Better than aging backwards. Benjamin Button disease takes far too many lives.

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