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[–] 247 points 3 months ago (53 children)
  • [–] 120 points 3 months ago (22 children)

    Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

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  • [–] 92 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as "salsa"

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.

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    Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are fruit in the botanical sense, which has no bearing on how they are used in the kitchen and ignores the fact that "vegetable," for instance, doesn't mean anything botanically and so maybe we shouldn't be using botanical terms in the kitchen and going "akshually, tomatoes are a fruit" doesn't make you sound smart, it just makes you sound like a smarmy pedant.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I'd normally agree with you, but I imagine in a hypothetical world where food can be 3d printed and one of the filament types was fruit, it'd be pretty important to know whether or not tomato is a fruit if you're planning on making a pizza.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (12 children)
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit

    In common language and culinary usage, fruit normally means the seed-associated fleshy structures (or produce) of plants that are typically sweet (or sour) and edible in the raw state, such as apples, bananas, grapes, lemons, oranges, and strawberries. In botanical usage, the term fruit includes many structures that are not commonly called as such in everyday language, such as nuts, bean pods, corn kernels, tomatoes, and wheat grains.

    These are strange times for Fruit club. Strange times...

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (9 children)
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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    AN OTTER???? HERE???? AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    pets the cute mod

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

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    I looked for a photo of a sea otter with fruit, but all I got was AI slop. So here is one enjoying some crunchy

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago* (7 children)

    The joke would have worked just fine had it said "Refill Octopus Cartridge" or literally any of a thousand other food options.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Food is mostly made of sugar, complex carbs, fat, and protein. You could probably make a pretty decent printer with a dozen cartridges, and fructose would be a reasonable choice for one of them. The pizza isn't going to taste right without fructose in the tomato sauce.

    Yeah it's a joke but I'm getting into multi-material printing and printed food is actually a super interesting application.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Umami cartridge low.

    "What the fuck is an umami?"

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  • I look at it all as bullshit.

    But really to me it's how your body responds to something with saliva.

    Something salty you salivate, sour you salivate, umami you salivate but how quickly, how much, and how long vary based upon the sensation.

    Umami basically means you salivate slowly for a long time which helps your stomach get ready to break down proteins apparently.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    "here is your pizza shaped protein mush"

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You ever seen 3d prints from 20 years ago? They were low res goopy slop. Now we're months away from off-the-shelf 8-toolhead printers. My newest printer uses dithering to blend 4 colors into nearly any color I could want. That tech can be used to blend flavors and textures rather than colors.

    It's a fascinating technology, with an active development base. I see no reason why the relatively near future won't have actual 3d printed pizzas. With the right bed and nozzle heating, you can even get a nice crispy texture.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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    Botanically, yes. Not in common usage, though. Someone also tried pulling that regarding tariffs in the US and the US legal system said "nice try, but no".

    searches

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden

    Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893), is a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States in which the Court unanimously held that tomatoes should be classified as vegetables rather than fruits for purposes of tariffs, imports and customs. Justice Horace Gray delivered the opinion of the Court in holding that the Tariff Act of 1883 used the ordinary meaning of the words "fruit" and "vegetable", instead of the technical botanical meaning.[1]

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, "vegetables" are not a thing as far as botany is concerned. It is a purely culinary category.

    The distinction between botanical and culinary definitions often causes confusion. Botanically, a fruit is defined by its origin as a mature ovary containing seeds, based on anatomical structure and developmental biology.

    In contrast, culinary definitions are based on flavor, texture, and how a plant part is typically used in meals. Sweet or tart plant products are generally considered culinary fruits, while savory plant parts are classified as culinary vegetables. This explains why many botanical fruits are commonly treated as culinary vegetables. Tomatoes, for example, are botanical fruits because they develop from a flower’s ovary and contain seeds, but their savory flavor leads them to be used as a vegetable in cooking. Cucumbers, peppers, squash, and eggplants are other botanical fruits frequently used as culinary vegetables.

    https://biologyinsights.com/the-botanical-classification-of-fruits/

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Tomatoes man. You need the fruit cartridge for the sauce.

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  • [–] 70 points 3 months ago (28 children)

    For a pizza?!

    Uh, yeah? Tomato is a fruit.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    This is why pineapple haters have always been a mystery to me, replace one sweet, acidic fruit with another sweet, acidic fruit? Yeah, why not?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    It would be weird if they replaced the tomato for pineapple. That would be one extremely sweet and tart sauce. I'd still try it, but I don't have high hopes.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Because one is umami heavy and mildly sweet and acidic and the other is heavily sweet and acidic with little if any umami

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Thing is, you're not really replacing one for the other, you're usually cooking them together, changing that sweet/acidic/umami balance in the overall pie and creating fresh new opportunities for flavors. Yes, I am being a tiny bit obtuse, but I think it's a good point.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Uh, because it'd be horrible in many contexts? Replace the tomato in a marinara sauce on meatballs? Ew. Replace them in my tomato and rocket salad? Ew. Etc.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Would it be ew? Or are we just conditioned to think it is awful while it may actually be one of the best things to exist? You can't know for certain unless you try.

    I'd try a meatballs in pineapple sauce.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    I love pineapple. I don't like pineapple in savoury dishes. I grew up getting a slice of grilled pineapple with ham and always that it was weird as hell. After getting one too many Asian dishes with pineapple in, I know to look out for them and not order them.

    I think I'm pretty good at imagining what flavour combinations will taste like.

    Did two sad gits really downvote me for not liking pineapple in savoury food? Yikes.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    We do have arguments about tomatoes being a vegetable.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

    Almost all fruits are vegetables.

    A fruit is a specific part of a plant (of which the tomato is that part).

    A vegetable is any edible part of a plant.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I love this debate and I think you hit the nail on the head with your last two statements.

    A vegetable is a culinary term not a scientific one. Fruit is both a scientific term meaning the ripened ovary (calm down people) of a flowering plant that holds seeds and a culinary term as plant parts that are sweet.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Not in normal usage. Most people are not botanists.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    You presuppose that the printer uses the botanical definition of fruit, which we can infer from the character's reaction it does not, or should not

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The character may not know that tomato is a fruit.

    His reaction may be genuine, but wrong

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Well, I thought that and then added "or should not", because a food printer should use language understandable to its users. If I order something "with berries" - whether at a restaurant or from a futuristic food printer - and get fucking avocado on it, I'm losing my shit.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    It uses lemons for invisible ink used to embed its own serial code in case you try illegally printing truffles or something.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Need the fruit cartridge for the tomatoes

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago

    Well duh, the printer was out of Pineapple

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    "How can that be empty? I never even use it!"

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You must eat fruit at least every two weeks, or else the slime will solidify and damage the cartridge empty sensor.

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  • Maybe they dehydrate and grind everything to powder, then put them in cartridges that dispense to rehydrate them during the print process.

    I haven't tried it with many foods, but you can very much get the flavor doing such. Texture is usually the issue but 3d printing must already be compensating for texture somehow

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Color printers probably did this to hide that they were fingerprinting your pages.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    How do people find up that printers do that?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    You wouldn't download a pizza

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