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[–] 80 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Is it controversial? Pineapple is a common ingredient in salsa here.

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    People who get pissy off of pineapple on pizza are so corny. It's like level 1 controversy types of foods. We got countries putting spaghetti and squid on pizza.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I'm convinced it was never the pineapple which set off their distaste, but rather the shitty ham that comes on hawaiian pizza from some chains.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    The pineapple being hot alters the taste a bit. I like Hawaiian pizza, but if I make it at home I put room temp pineapple on it after baking instead of baking it with the pizza because I want the tanginess more than the sweetness.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I have a bigger problem with putting tomato slices on pizzas. They are mostly water so they not only shrivel down to sad little strips but they leave the pizza soggy.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    you don't cook the pizza with slices on it. the go on after, or you used pre-cooked/dried tomatoes

    cold sliced roma and fresh basil is pretty great on a pizza.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I think this is the crux of my issue. I’m not a big fan of pineapple in general but if it’s paired and made well it can taste good. I’m not always in the mood for it but I’ve mostly learned to order pizza that is difficult to screw up. Similarly, the only times I’ve ordered a pizza with tomato slices they put the tomato and herbs on it before blasting the fuck out of it in the pizza oven so I just don’t order that anymore. You are correct however, I’ve made my own at home and it’s drastically different/better. I just usually don’t want pizza enough to make one. If I’m making pizza it’s for a group.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    As far as I can tell, people mostly complain on the internet. IRL it's always on the menu and nobody comments about it.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    One time I ordered a pineapple pizza at a cafe/game store with a room where we were staying the night. The person taking my order gave me shit for it when I ordered, after the group ordered, and when they brought out the food.

    Not playful banter or little jokes, just legitimately talking about how gross my order was. Chicken & pineapple pizza for reference, I think it was even a named special on the menu.

    All that to say, they exist and they are just as infuriating IRL.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Pizzas are like burgers, tacos, and salads to me. I've had enough "fusion" food to know they're just vehicles to deliver the toppings you enjoy. The skys the limit IMO, go nuts there's no rules, do it however you like.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    The most "normal" thing on pizza I don't like is corn. I like corn in general but I don't want it on my pizza (although not enough to not eat the slice if someone hands it to me).

    But then again Japan puts a lot of odd things on pizza, like canned tuna and dollops of potato salad.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    I also like broccoli on pizza a lot.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Ok I'm ready

    ...tha fuck, is that broccoli?

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I fuck with pineapple. It’s like bbq sauce in fruit form.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I fuck with pineapple. It’s like bbq sauce in fruit form.

    Maybe it's because I don't use BBQ sauce during sex, but I don't understand fucking with pineapple

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Pineapples contain bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down proteins, even in human flesh, earning them the nickname "the fruit that eats you back".
    I passed out while eating a pineapple drunk once to wake up in the morning with my face all burnt.
    I would not suggest sticking your dick in it.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Al pastor has pineapple. I like that.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    What kind of monster puts broccoli on their nachos?

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This is some white level 100 shit.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    I am morbidly curious, what all is in this?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    Looks like half is just cilantro, cheese, and a tiny sprinkling of pepper flakes, while the other side had that plus pineapple, broccoli, and some sort of roasted potato?

    I can get behind the pineapple, though I'd argue that it needs to be grilled. The rest of these nachos seems not very well thought out. Why are we doubling up on the carbs with the potato, everything is cut way too large for nachos, and the flavors don't go together at all.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Nah, pineapple side has either chunks of chicken or potato as well.

    10000% agreed with the grilled being required....and also the general quality of the nachos being sub-budget-cinema level

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    You’re missing the olives.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Throw some pork / chorizo on it and call it al pastor. I'll eat it even with broccoli

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    This sounds delicious.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I don't mind pineapple on pizza. And pineapple of nachos sounds awesome. With jalapenos, red onion and meat?

    Yeah, gimme

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I'd fuck this up so quick. I've been on a pineapple kick for a while now.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    People that don't like pineapple on their food are just not adventurous enough to get digested back.

    Some people can only dish it, I guess

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    There's a popular pub here that's had pineapple on their nachos since... forever, I think. They're good nachos.

    I don't get why everyone's continually upset at pineapple. It's not like they're bananas!

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    I used to make these all the time. Based mine off of some tacos from a now-closed Denver restaurant. Mine featured spiced ground beef, pepper jack, caramelized piña, diced avocado, black beans, and a light drizzle of habanero mayo. Dang, now I'm hungry.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    Oh so we're fighting today

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    This looks awesome! I’d totally love to try this

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Release the Epstein files

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • Does the broccoli side not have onions? Wtf?

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    This looks delicious!

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    I don't know why you're getting downvoted, but you should, it's great!

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  • [+] -9 points 4 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    I have you tagged as an actual nazi. That's not "I guess someone disagrees 🤷‍♂️". You should be banned.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    They insisted the Patriot Front is not a white nationalist organization and that they're just proud American patriots, and that there's no real fascism in the US that would necessitate antifa.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Ok, you don't use the word nazi. How would you call your political views and defense of fascist paramilitaries?

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  • [+] -9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I found this organically, as there are like 12 posts in total on lemmy, but for backstory he stopped responding to others and myself pointing out his cliche’ nazi rhetoric in another post. He also thinks that having a job says something bad about you as a person.

    Edit: Also, he was very much defending patriot front scum.

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  • [–] [M] 1 point 4 months ago

    I looked through the comments you reported and looked at the reasons for them from the information that survived your banning in the other group.

    I can't see any reason to take action on those reports. No rules were broken and from what I can see it appears that their comments accurately reflect what happened elsewhere.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    go back to the cave ~bigturd has spoken

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