Group of men with a shirt saying "Born to ride" and "Donald J Trump"

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[–] 68 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Born to ride Donald J. Rump. Sounds like they all got the chance to actually fuck him. Up the ass. Good job guys!

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    No, if they’re riding they’re taking it up the ass from him, so they get to experience literally what most of us only experience metaphorically.

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  • [–] 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Larpin as a motor cycle club in those clean leathers, brand new patches.

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  • [–] 83 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh look! Free-range cocksuckers!

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago

    Ride him, then, losers.

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    You go outer to inner, especially due to the shapes. So it says “Born to Ride Donald J Rump for 45”.

    The question is 45 what?

    Minutes? Hours? Months? Years?

    Could this be related to the kompromat Russia holds? What a scandal!

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Gotta love how small the 'for' is on their jackets.

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  • [–] 54 points 4 months ago

    Born to Ride a Grifter's Chode

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Licking? They're throating the boot.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    Strange way to say you want to ride a man who is allegedly a bottom

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Ride Donald Trump? Are they gay? Does Trump know there are gay rockers out there who want to have sex with him?

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    I wonder if the guy on the right is Puerto Rican or if he thinks that's the Texas flag. Is his left shoulder skull supposed to represent Italy or Mexico? Neither answer is America, that's for sure.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    That "for" being so small has to be intentional.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    Might as well say “Daddy issues right here”.

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    It is. But if you’re not aware of your psychological projections as an adult, this is the result.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    A result, not THE result. Like my biker gang dresses up as He-Man characters and sings that 4 Non Blondes song. Or we will when I get a biker gang.

    You could end up like us too

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, and I would be excited at the thought of joining your gang. My bike was just 125cc though and might not be able to keep up.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    oh, we're all on ebikes. we cruise at 20 or i'm falling behind. also then no one can hear us sing

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Even better. If you ever make it to the West of Ireland let me know.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    you were very kind to my mother when she visited. she tripped and dangled upside down hanging by her ankle over a bog somehow while hiking. it was one of her favorite memories of her trip because the guy who helped her up was very cute.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    They were born to ride Donald Trumpet? Are they riding him yet?

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    [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Born to ride for Donald J Trump?

    Donald Trump doesn't even know these people exist.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Anyone proud to say they were born to serve anyone in general is fucking pathetic.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Oh i bet they want to ride Trump, like their club jacket says.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Ummm… that doesn’t seem to match up with what I understand riding to be. I mean think of the guys as motorcyclists & Trump as the motorcycle.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Well these are adults, so trump would never consent. I'm okay with it, as long as I don't have to watch.

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    Nowhere near young enough.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Them: We hate authority!

    Also them:

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Ride him all you want, but you’ve got to remove his shitty diaper first.

    Have at it, cosplaying “alpha males.”

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    They wanna do a different kinda licking…

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Yeah... I've got no witty response here, this pretty well stands on it's own lmao

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Put a bunch of acorns on their seats.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    They better hurry up unless they also have a necrophilia fetish.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    A fun time for these MAGA Weenies is sitting around drinking beers, and talking about what they love about Trump best, and how stupid liberals are for not loving him, and if there was a liberal here right now, they'd stomp his ass.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Oh, he's riding them alright.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    HA! Gayeeeeeee!!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    They love geriatric flaccid dick

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Born to get ridden, you mean.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Apparently, they all want to be the next Bubba.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Is there a meaning in the "45"?

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