Trump: I did that!

Dum-dum donnie does it again.

This fucking moron thinks international politics is just like his stupid gameshow or his daddy's business was. He really does think he's "great at 'deals'", and he probably has never been good at "deals" when running his daddy's business. The guy fucked up running a casino, FFS.

And the people that voted for him? And the ones that still back him? Jesus fucking christ, are they intolerable idiots.

Try to picture a black Democrat with the same background - daddy's business, blabbermouth for decades on shows like Stern's, gets a game show handed to him, goes on to be President, then proceeds to fuck up everything, but minus the racism and misogyny. You think these fucking morons would not be able to see what a complete dumbass that person is?

It's only because he gives them license to be their worst selves that they continue to not see - or pretend to not see.

All the humans living in and around Iran must be pretty pissed that some guy from the other side of the world came over and fucked things up for everybody.

The warning came as the Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported that Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, had said Israel “will maintain the security zone in south Lebanon as long as our security needs require it”

Got to wonder if there's some 5D chess going on here. "Hey, Trump, the treaty said you and your allies had to withdraw from Lebanon." "Yeah, well, we're ditching Israel as allies then. So there."

Solar panels are cheap and can be recycled.

And why fucking shouldn't they?

Thank god. I was worried the price of oil would go down without a reasonable carbon tax

Why are they waiting for the 2 months in the agreement, it's clear US won't pay the 300 billion nor removing it's war assets in the region and clearer Israel won't be leaving Lebanon, they're letting the US stock up on air for another strangling session when they could of just made them pass out immediately

Saudi Arabia should build a pipeline similar to the Alaska Pipeline that lets them transport oil from the Persian Gulf to the Red Sea. There’s already the Sumed pipeline that gets around the physical size limitations of the Suez Canal. A cross-Saudi one would completely neuter this power grab by Iran…

Happy to pay

See? No tolls, only fees

Why does Iran keep putting conditions and making bold moves? Did they win a war or something?

The end of the British-born free maritime system is upon us.

Shart of the deal.

The world have to pay for decades of unjust sanctions on Iran

Is it free to cross the Panama channel?

Reparations

Remember guys, it's a fee charged for passage through the strait. It's NOT a toll!

A toll refers to a fee paid for a service or privilege (like using a road or bridge).

See! Definitely NOT a toll!

Donnie asked if they'd give Melania the keys to his chastity cage back.

They said they'd unlock him for the night, for about wank on his birthday, but from now on he'll have to pay for each release.

Way to go, cuckold in chief.

Trump should tell Iran not to bring in maritime fees. In exchange he will get Israel out of Lebanon.

I feel like this was part of Trump's plan all along. He sees a place where someone could be making money but isn't, and that drives him up the f-ing wall. No idea what Trump's angle on this might be, but considering how much of a hard-on he has for the Panama Canal and how the USA is missing-out on that revenue, I was pretty sure that fees would be charged when the straight of Hormuz reopened.

USA Full Surrender

Trump has caused a precedent to be set that could upend trade worldwide. Freedom of navigation is dead and other straits like Malacca, Bosporous, and Gibraltar could end up tolled by the adjacent countries because of this.

TAFU….