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Clearly designed by someone who hasn't used a pickup truck to it's real potential.

not one of the weird oversize impractical monstrosities that so many people seem to swoon over these days
I heard a real kicker recently. It was something like
My truck looks like it shouldn't be able to haul it but it can. Yours like it should be able to but can't.
Best instagram roast of a modern truck guy I've ever seen.
They were arguing on a post about that guy's massive grocery getter where he was defending the purchase, as usual.
Hahah brilliant
My dad and his workmates just use a VW Sharan for construction work. By the stuff they do to it, it's impressive that all 4 wheels are still attached.
It always baffles me when people say they NEEEEDED to buy a new work truck when I see how dad uses their sharan at work.
I've got some big ass American iron too, but it's old and actually worth a shit. Never understood lifts you need and ladder for, and 3' beds. Totally worthless vanity boosters.
Trucks are for doing shit, not hauling your sorry ass to the grocery store.
final destination vibes
I had a giant metal ladder fall off of the top of a work van and come right at my windshield while I was driving to my own wedding. i barely braked in time, but it had some serious Final Destination vibes. All things considered, I still think that the scariest thing that day was the final bill for the wedding.
good that it worked out at the end. otherwise might have been the worst day of of your wife's life instead of the best. I'm quiet happy with my weddings Bill. we needed an official interpreter, because we have different mother tongues, which was like 100€ and that's it.
We got pushed into having the large wedding that our parents wanted and what we were told we were "supposed to do". Though it was beautiful, we both regret it. You are being much smarter about it.
I strap my shit good. This is pre-tie down. Plus I was just going a couple blocks in town.
I thought the roof was attached to the truck and it was like a mobile hangout
I wanted to get one of those tiny grandpa trucks when they were going for like $4k new, but apparently they're illegal everywhere in the US. We're stuck with $60k "entry level" monster trucks.
They're illegal in some places, but I think they're mostly fine. The deal is you can't import a foreign made car unless it's more than 25 years old, so the poor American car companies don't have to compete.
The real scam is the importers get 'em in Japan for a couple hundred bucks at auction, haul 'em over here and sell 'em for 8k plus. They're pretty rad, but parts can be kind of a bitch.
ceci n'est pas une truck
Cool! But I'm struggling with the title of the article. This cab truck was the most single ever? There were other cab trucks that were single, but this one was the most single of them all? Am I misreading this somehow, or is that title just weird?
Single cab trucks prioritize cargo space over seating space, generally having only a single bench seat that fits 2 adults and a child, or three often uncomfortable adults. This truck prioritizes cargo space to a much greater degree, having only a single seat, so it's aggressively "single cab".
Yeah I get that, but the wording of the title is weird right? They could have used different words making it a better sentence right? Or is it just me?
"This single cab truck has the highest bed to cab ratio."
Like that for example?
Then you could add forklift forks and you have a sideloader!

It may be because a large enough load could quickly block the driver's left-side mirror.
Oooh, another thing is that a heavy enough load may imbalance the vehicle enough to make it unsafe on turns.
Anyone see anything else?
Yeah, non uniform suspension or adaptive suspension might be important.
Probably not a good idea for 70 miles per hour but it might be a kick ass farm truck
Large enough load would escape when braking. No wall up front. Add one and visibility goes to shit.
Heavy enough people? Take a 300lb person in the front and a 200lb person in the back and you're gonna have a bad time making a quick turn
Wouldn't wind resistance be a problem that higher speeds?
Like with 30km/h, it probably doesn't matter but 90km/h? Idk.
A enough load would block the entire left window. the driver would be unable to see to their left.
You joke but this is basically what a vintage British Bus looks like, except the non-cab side is for the Engine.
It would "work", but it would be aerodynamically unstable so would be limited to low speeds (<~25mph). This is why this configuration is quite common in construction/industry site machinery, where high speeds are unnecessary and unsafe.
But why not make the windscreen the width of the vehicle, maybe wrap it around a bit. Should be similar in aerodynamics?
I used to work at a furniture factory and we got all our steel delivered in a truck with this configuration. 8m and 10m lengths on the shortest possible wheelbase. No backseat though.
Cybertruck designer here: Just had a huge whipper (subscription based), some dishwasher style metal pannels, and we can sell these babies for 200k.
I've already preordered
Probably bad aerodynamic. Don't they use something like that on the airport? Since they don't drive far, aerodynamics are probably not that important.
I'd imagine if you're transporting long, heavy things, you wouldn't want to drive too fast anyway.
Depends on what you consider too fast, is driving the speed limit outside of a town "too fast"?
Those aren’t used for transport, they are mobile conveyors for loading things into the belly.
Because the steering wheel is on the wrong side.
Source: 'Merica!
That's one of the few things where the US actually follows most of the world!
You inspired me to fix it:

It also looks like it's a Kei car. We don't do smart things like that here.
1960 DeKalb Lumberjack
As someone else already mentioned, these do exist but you don't see them on the road because it usually easier to just get a bigger truck without all the quirks.
In a collision, you are much safer if you are facing backwards because your spine aligns with the back of the seat instead of you rag-dolling forwards. So turn those seats around, too. The design is very human.
Don't you hate it when you have a genius idea, only to find out someone else thought of it long ago? Nice try, Einstein. Back to the sandbox.
One issue for a vehicle allowed in traffic is that ypu typically can't have things sticking too far out of the vehicle in any direction lest someone drives into them. Thus long haulage is put on long beds, even when not very heavy.
Advantages of long beds is also that you can better secure your load along the length, can use standardised vehicles and parts, as well as have an easier time with load balancing and view management.
Welvin Da Great called and is asking whether his friends Candice and Dick can fit in the truck.
Another case where vans are the superior utility vehicle: strap your long stuff onto your roof rack.
You can get this functionality by driving a hatchback and putting the passenger seat down. Those cars fit way more than you would think.
I would fucking by the real version of that.
conditions:
No more than one computer.
Rolling chassis frame with a hitch.
Left hand drive.
Good HVAC with front and rear vents.
Physical controls for everything, giant central screen, no cellular.





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