Man this is great! My theory is the simulation ends when the first person hits a trillion. If that’s the case then this hellscape is almost over everyone! Someone finally won the damn game and we can all log out!

When this bubble pops we are all fucked.

The face of delight.

You mean Tesla, right?

Because SpaceX just got 25% over their 94x guess...

The thing is - no matter how rich he'll ever be or how much power he'll get. He is, and forever will be, one of the biggest fucking losers this world has ever seen.

This gives me enough comfort to sleep at night.

I have no economic knowledge or trading ability, here's my very important prediction...

...this is a huge rug pull and the billionaires in on it are going to make a lot of money.

And if their value drops, just have your other company bail them out for triple their value and make your company double in value! Woooo!

My controversial opinion:

We did this with sci-fi.

Too many people think their future actually looks like Star Trek or Mars terraforming movies or whatever, and buy Musk’s claim he’s going to make humanity an interplanetary race.

But it doesn’t work like that.

Space travel is impossibly hard. It is just impractical for human bodies, as they exist now, outside of specific scientific missions. Physics dictates that it is expensive. Quantify it, and basically, civilization woukd have to advance to a point where our Earth problems are already trivial to even begin mass manned space travel.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for drone work in space, crazy science missions, and beautiful, hopeful speculative sci fi.

But I feel like the population needs a cold bucket of water. Space travel is not going to save us; Earth is all we got for now.

I don't think the average trader is convinced of this at all. I think they just know to buy in early to ride the hype, then sell it once the hype dies down. Short term gains.

I wish Elmo will be the first trillionare to be shot in the neck

It really is the roaring 20s all over again! Hell yes! Even have Republicans in charge of everything again! Party like it's 1928!!! /s

All that money and he can’t even buy a friend, love, or the attention of his many children.

What is the normal ratio of annual revenue to valuation?

The worst thing is everyone's 401k is gonna be left holding the bag.

It’ll tank once it’s absorbed into the Nasdaq 100 in a few weeks.

Here's my theory; the volume of trading was tiny, Yahoo finance says $500M. This is chump change that any of the billionaires that bought into X can throw in without thinking about it. What's stopping these people from propping up the value up until they can get it into the index funds and then dumping the bag on the consumer? Nothing.

It really does amaze me how so many people give him the time of day. I'm not sure his presence in any venture has been a net positive for them at the end of the day.

Every company he has ever touched succeeded at what they were doing despite his constant fuckery.

This debt economy with the Fed and those appointed to it may have some slight flaws

Hmmm, let's get a few more bankers on it, maybe print some more money just to be safe

Short it and short it often. If enough people did it would really suck for the doge nazi.

Be careful, player two will tap in.