Cat owners and normal people

George Carlin.

There are only two kinds of people in the world.

Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.

There is another...

Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.

Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.

Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.

The bidet is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol

Ppl living with cats,
and ppl living without cats.

Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll to add more mid wipe.

Nah, see, that's baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.

There are two types of people in this world:

• Those who have a bidet.
• And the bidet-less.

People that use levels and people that just drill holes

Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.

Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it'll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it'll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.

Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.

This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine

Yeah, right and wrong left

Lazy people: attach a thing to the wall to hold Toilet paper? Naah

When I gave a shit, I don't give a shit about the toilet paper

I could've sworn that there was research about over being the more higenic way. I argued with my brother over this. When I looked online the only research I found was about people who use the over way are more vocal about it

3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.

Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.

The left means you get a healthy dose of bathroom wall dust which is primarily made of pee.

My roller is on the wall behind the toilet, so left is easier to actually tear off with one hand, right takes two hands.

1 high efficiency tp square, technical no bidet assisted speedrun

Both poop.

the third, are clean people who use water(bidet) so the dont leave poop on thier bum

You forgot about the civilised ones who use bidets.

The one on the right is patent.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US465588A/en

What about bidet?

wrong, bidetful and bidetless

Left is correct.

It allows you to tear away more easily without unrolling 20ft of paper.

Also, cats.