Fediverse memes

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

My community has like, seven people in it so if I get twelve things are exciting.

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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 64 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Comments give me dopamine*

*unless they give me cortisol

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[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

hey its me ur dopamine

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Sup

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Where you been? I wanted to go to sleep last night at a reasonable time.

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[–] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

In the spirit of spreading dopamine, I love this way of putting it and may steal this.

*You're in big trouble and we all hate you!

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[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 5 months ago

My paranoid ass: "lmao knew it"

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

Hey its me your cortisol

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[–] zewm@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Every time I see 3+ new inbox notifications I know I said something controversial. 😅

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[–] brem@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

oh yeah. Some days, I pass out in a stupor & have to keep myself from checking notifications for as long as curiosity can stay away from the cat.

It's nice when you eventually check..and it turns out to be constructive feedback or support. Even with downvotes. There's an art to this.

I have learned to avoid posting to the dark souls communities when I'm in a mood.

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[–] GrantUsEyes@piefed.zip 3 points 5 months ago

Nooo we want you here.... Please post <3

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

What's fun is waking up with a comment already to post on something you swear you clicked on in your sleep. My latest:

Work with [redacted] to develop a [redacted] over the6u o{p{by yet cy<furgoneta he utter 6

I think furgoneta might mean summer in sleepytimespeak

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Unless you said something VERY "controversial", and then you see nothing at all... ever again.

I think that Russia invaded Ukraine, not the other way around...

BANNED

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Aww lookit you, all grown up now.

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[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Listen here you little shit...

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

I disagree! How dare you!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Hey maw come look zewm did it agin

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

A light .ml criticism or light support for a progressive dem can blow up your inbox

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago

How dare you not think that bOtH sIdEs SaMe!? Why, I will have you know that Donald J Trump is likewise a black Indian woman, as explained in these theory books that I now demand that you read before you can show your face in this community again...

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[–] Kirk@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

What a classic .world take. GO READ A BOOK.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 48 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I wish I had something important to say in this moment

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

Same.

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[–] brem@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

A Djin suddenly appears on your phone screen.

"Wish? Important!? Say!?!?"

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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 4 points 5 months ago

".....HAD!?"

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (10 children)

But the huge number of comments is because of just two people arguing for hours.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

No it isn't.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Source?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Your mom

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Got 'em

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[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago

it surely is!

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Then one of the commenters gets reported, and now half the comments are "Removed by Mod"

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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

You take that back!

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[–] TheHonourablePierrePoilievre@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Or it could be constructive dialogue

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

...about whether the first comment in the thread is AI or not.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 18 points 5 months ago

Posts? It's a staggering amount!

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Ticks embedded in your taint? Well above average

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

How would you kn... uh I mean okay.

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[–] VAK@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Am I the only one who read lemmy speak in a sqeaky voice in my head?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

The voices in my head are entirely based on the PFP that displays next to a post/comment. If your avatar is Spongebob, everything I read from you will be in Spongebob's voice.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Awww yisssss

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[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We're halfway there

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 10 points 5 months ago

Comments for the comment god!

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Livin' on a prayer?

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

WHHHOOOOOAAAooOOOO!

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago (13 children)

How many times do 11 people tell you they liked something you did IRL? 12 upvotes is still a lot.

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[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm so glad to not be on other social media anymore. Posting on Facebook and having no engagement from the people you actually know and care about hurt a lot more than having a comment on Lemmy get ignored.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I have a dear friend who got pranked by someone. They set his Facebook posting options to post only at me and he didn't notice for a couple years. He just wondered why no one else commented on his posts.

We've both got slightly oversized egos relative to our accomplishments, so that must have been rough.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Whoa, that's so mean. I'm glad it was finally realized, did he ever discover who did that? I hope he's doing okay now.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

He never said who did it, but he lived in a hostel that year so I think his suspect list is long

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 20 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I wish it would be as socially easy to vocally approve or encourage someone as it is to put a like.

I strongly believe people would be surprised.

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[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world!

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Already am!

Handing out compliments to strangers once in a while, and supporting good points

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

The best advice I ever got was this: if a compliment about someone pops into your head, you should tell them.

Like I have to add the caveat don't be a creepy fuck (unless you know them and they like that) because there's 8 billions of us and that means there are folk who are super creepy just by law of large populations. I'm talking about real compliments, not preludes to flirts or slaps.

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

Absolutely! I usually pick more neutral compliments and make sure I give them to both men and women alike.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 5 months ago

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Regularly but I'm a musician. I may not have heard it said explicitly, but they usually walk out humming whatever I played and that counts double.

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[–] laconic1781@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

12!

[–] thepurplepope@piefed.zip 9 points 5 months ago

dozens!

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 months ago

I'm so glad the comments didn't go the way I thought they would. Good job everyone!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

If you get 12 comments under your post on Lemmy, then you probably went on .ml and told them the Soviet Union wasn't that great.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

We've all been there

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[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Me when i get less than 40 votes but somehow more than 70 comments 😨

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

The horror when a post is not just a circlejerk but people are having conversations.

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[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

yeh but my first instinct is "oh god 70 people left a comment but 40 upvoted they really must have hated it" lol

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[–] brem@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

22nd!

Federated manifest!

A succulent lemmyverse meal!

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Can whichever one of you left their cereal bowl in the sink please clean it and get it out of there before the END OF THE NEXT MAYAN LONG COUNT CALENDAR?!?!!

Sorry . . .sorry . . . been a long day.

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[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

You got me bro.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What if it's 12 comments telling you you're a dingus :(

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

It's all good!

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

That's a lot of dingus...es? dingusi?

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[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm the twelfth comment!!

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Lucky bastard. I was hoping it would be me.

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[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

nah I got beat out T-T

almost had it

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[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

jk @Doug@piefed.social beat me to it 😭

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago*

Depends on what you've been hired to do.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

If you could please reply to this comment, we may get enough replies!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago

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[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

inches?

[–] wada@lemmy.ml 1 point 4 months ago

[–] waigl@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

I hate that meme. It's so braindead stupid. Of course whether a number is a lot or not depends on what you're counting. Welcome to just about any imaginable reality whatsoever. Have you learnt about the concept of numbers and counting only yesterday?

(I'm sure this made more sense in the original context. But that is stripped from pretty much all uses of the meme.)

[–] Doug@piefed.social -1 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

I’ve never cared for this template. It just doesn’t make sense to ask if a number is a lot without knowing the context, and iirc it’s not what they’re saying in the scene anyway.

Nice meme tho.

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

you stole my twelfth comment glory! how dare you!