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[–] 51 points 5 months ago* (11 children)

Where are Grizzly bears finding Chobani yogurt in the wild? I could save money on store bought if I can just find it outside.🤔

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  • [+] 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

    Add 1/4 cup plain chobani to a gallon of milk that has been heated to 185° f and cooled to ~110° f and hold it at 105° f for 8ish hours and you have more chobani.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Well, if you add a shit ton of sugar, yes. Without all the extra sugar it's just yogurt. Chobani is popular because it's a desert that tricks people into thinking they're eating something healthy.

    Regular Greek yogurt is good, but it's not as enjoyable for most people. Throw in some berries and/or granola though it's it's pretty close, and significantly better for you.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    So the men choose the bear too?

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (14 children)

    Umm, how is this supposed to be prepared? Hopefully not all together.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Honey glazed salmon for dinner and yogurt with fruit for dessert

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    I’m a little sceptical on honey glazed salmon, I’d want to mix in some soy sauce or something to balance out the sweetness.

    But you can just try a few mixes with the honey to see what profile you like then make a glaze out of it.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    A good bottle of soy sauce lasts a while, they probably already have some in the pantry. Or Maggi.

    Plus toss some herbs on that salmon... good stuff.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Mustard and honey goes well together on salmon.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    It sounds disgusting to me, but here you go:

    Roasted Salmon in a Strawberry-Balsamic Reduction

    • 2 salmon fillets
    • ½ tsp coarse black pepper
    • For the Strawberry-Balsamic Reduction:
    • 1 cup fresh strawberries, chopped + more for topping
    • 4 Tbsp balsamic vinegar
    • 4 Tbsp water
    • 4 Tbsp honey

    Leftover Reduction: You can enjoy any leftover strawberry-balsamic reduction drizzled over yogurt, with ice cream or as a substitute for jam.

    https://www.inspirededibles.ca/2012/02/roasted-salmon-in-strawberry-balsamic.html

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    It's very nice of her to give him a shout-out for something so simple. It made me think about how I might be taking all the little things my wife does for me for granted.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Just the bear necessities

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Ahhh so that's why the women preferred the bears. It was in food rather than fowers!

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Nah, that shit is farmed salmon not wild salmon.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Why on earth would you ever want wild salmon? That shit is infested with parasites

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Parasites that are killed when you prepare the fish correctly and thus are harmless. The alternative is to eat farmed salmon that is full of medicine and antibiotics to contain the parasites. You have to pick your poison. Or you could of course choose to not eat salmon instead.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Um... do we know for sure that they are NOT a bear!?1?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    i would eat like that

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Grizzly: Atlantic farmed salmon? Psh

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Her bf is the bear

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    They drove me away when I made a shitposting alt account and trolled r/conservative. Than went back to my main account only to get hit with ban evading. Good bye 11 year account

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