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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Add 1/4 cup plain chobani to a gallon of milk that has been heated to 185° f and cooled to ~110° f and hold it at 105° f for 8ish hours and you have more chobani.

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[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

You have died of dysentery

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[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago

No, the whole idea of fermenting milk in different ways is so you don't. You can safely have your milk transformed by bacteria into yoghurt, kefir or cheese! Of course, Big Yoghurt doesn't want you to know.

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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

Well, if you add a shit ton of sugar, yes. Without all the extra sugar it's just yogurt. Chobani is popular because it's a desert that tricks people into thinking they're eating something healthy.

Regular Greek yogurt is good, but it's not as enjoyable for most people. Throw in some berries and/or granola though it's it's pretty close, and significantly better for you.

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