slams desk get me pictures of Master Chiefs dick

I mean, there was the horrible show. (Censored because I don't want to deal with the spoiler command thing)

It even has its own Wikipedia article!

Next up: vagina bones.

Glayre flare

It's one of my smart light profiles. 💁🏿‍♀️

All my light fixtures have 2 lights. I always use blue and red because they he tri color shadows look so cool. I’ve been doing this before I discovered I was bi.

It's all the frogs, they did it. That's what all the jumping was about.

This must be why the franchise removed all the purple from their art direction.

I think that ship had already sailed with this dude

we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death.

I can think of worse ways to go.

Pretty sure a lot of them would prefer white only.

nope, those are gay AF too!

Wait.

Is there a pride flag that has been specifically designed to work for the colorblind?

Actually, I think he's involved with Cortana in a very autistic ass way.

I think canonically spartans are auto-wanked by their suit. But yea Chief and Cortana are definitely ND pals

It's a case of "I like you, we get along well. Wanna hang out all the time?"

Also I’m pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana

However Master Chef feels about Cortana, I believe she's got the maturity and respect to keep it professional.

It’s like this dude forgot that Purple is like, the Covenant’s primary color.

Bi erasure? This is bi manufacture.

Before, satire was easy. You could just make a message internally inconsistent and people would eventually realize "this can't be a real person's avowed opinion, because it doesn't make any fucking sense."

And then Death took on subcontractors to expand its market to communication.

Cue the idiots: i.e., influencers.

It was so utterly ridiculous and straw grasping that I was convinced initially it had to be satire.

Reality really is disappointing.

Waiting for the cutscene where Captain Keys deadnames MC before handing over the pistol then gets his skull caved in

quick, comply !!

Touching grass might involve seeing a sunrise though, and that apparently might make him trans, therfore, touching grass is gay.

it's his job. He has an entire channel where he gets mad at anything "woke/leftists/progressive" inside the games industry. Also he worked in the games industry, he must have done some shit while he was in the industry and got fired and blacklisted. Why else would he dedicate his life to attacking the industry.

You'd be amazed at the amount of back patting idiots will do to their crowds. That kind of validation might be the only these dudes ever get in their lives

Sparkling conspiracy

well.... all the while Cortana and Chief are following Keyes' transponder after all

Kinda sorta. It's a remake of the campaign in UE5 supposedly with co-op but no other multiplayer. So if you want some Blood Gulch action, still gotta play CE.

This is a full remake whereas the last one was basically a re-skin. That’s why you could swap graphics on the fly.

I get the joke, but I'm getting tired of people behaving as though all these people just so happen to also be queer because "haha they don't want to be called gay and insecure." Like, gay men are the most likely group within the queer community to turn traitor because of their socioeconomic privilege, but it perpetuates this idea that queer people are only ever threatened by each other and not a system that functions to eradicate them.

Because its all the media tell them to concentrate on as the biggest threat to their existence (other than if your skin is the wrong colour). The major UK newspapers published on average 9 articles every single day on the topic of trans people. Thats 17,000 articles in 5 years. And people seem to lack the critical thinking to see this and see it for what it is.

Probably having gay thoughts and desperately trying to find some external reason for it.

I mean have you seen Thor?

Was he a cyborg? I just remember him being genetically engineered, but it's been a long time since I played Halo, so I could have forgotten.