"Loser gets pregnant"

I have exactly the opposite problem 😭

Okay, whatever turns them on I guess

Is this what happens when two tops go home together?

One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.

“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”

honestly it'd be cool as hell if humans could do this

Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.

Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.

I wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”

Me n the boys on a typical Friday night

Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn't mere fiction, but based on true facts!

"penis fencing" is how I've heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid

Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.

Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing...

Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it's only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).

No selling y'all. I see you, worms.