those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use

A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag

People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.

early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most

I am man, and man evolved to use tools.

OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.

Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel horny?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Seeing people call every edited thing 'AI' even when it's not actually made with AI reminds me of how people used to call every edited thing 'photoshopped'

This is not the kind of thing people say "on main", but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.

This calls for the nuclear option.

This works. It's like watching an exorcism. I don't have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.

I don't doubt someone has already said this, but it bears repeating

It isn't a competition. It's different pleasures in different ways

Bad photoshop my ass, that's some fine photoshop work!

I must agree though, I'd rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.

Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That's HAWT.

Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won't make you cum btw, it'll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.

You rang?

Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.

The honourable way to edit images.

Generally the ladies seem to vastly prefer my mouth, I have never met one that wanted to bring a vibe in thus far. I'm down as long as you use it on me too lol.

how many men go to tune up a car without the TOOLS of the trade?

You can really tell it's a shop because of the pixels.

Toys are fun don't get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills

I've decided to stop caring when people hit the special "AI slop!!1!" button on their keyboards whenever they see an image they don't think looks natural. 20 years ago the same people would have angrily pounded the "Obvious Photoshop!!1!" button. It really doesn't matter if they think AI is the only way to manipulate images now, as if Photoshop etc dropped off the face of the Earth. It's like arguing over whether Superman could beat up the Hulk. It just doesn't matter, and it doesn't matter how much they hate AI. It's not going away.

You just gotta vibe rate harder

I'd love to try one of these on a cutie. I may even have to tie her up as all the girls i've been with have been thrashers

Because no one I'm seeing in these comments is bringing it up, there is something to be said for wanting to do a thing yourself. Sure, if the goal is just orgasms, shove her on a sybian and go play video games. It'll be very efficient. However, if your goal is to engage in a shared experience where each of you is dedicating yourself to the labor of pleasuring the other in the most intimate way possible, even if it doesn't result in an orgasm, then the vibrator is not working toward your goal. Look at oral. Almost no person is going to orgasm from giving oral. We do it as an act of love, giving pleasure to a partner without pleasure being automatically recieved. A vibe will make your partner cum whether or not you are there. The genAI of orgasms, a machine producing using raw electric power what a person would produce using skill and emotion. Using it doesn't have the same demonstration effect. There is a special satisfaction in being the one who puts in the work to bring a partner to orgasm, and a special satisfaction that comes from being the one they are willing to put real effort into bringing to an orgasm. Which one matters more to you is subjective but this take is overly flattening while pretending to be enlightened.