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[–] 120 points 5 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] [S] 64 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Moderator i call for the immediate banning of this member!

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  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Sock > shoe > sock > shoe > underwear > pants > shirt.

    P.S. why does naked except for shoes and socks feel MORE naked then just naked?

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Socks and shoes only gives you the feeling that you're going to go places while naked

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    One day, you will.. Your knees will go and it'll just be easier to only change your position twice rather than four times...

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

    Sock-shoe-sock-shoe-pants.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I know this is a joke but I still do this when wearing a suit with creased pants. Let's you do up your laces and if you're tucking the shirt you need to undo the trousers anyway. Keeps them looking crisp, at least when it's an event you change into the suit right before.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don't want my socks on those grimey floors.

    But at home it's sock sock shoe shoe

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I put my socks on as soon as I get out of the shower, just after my underwear and undershirt. I don't put my shoes on until just before I leave my apartment.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I dry my feet thoroughly, and put on my socks before anything else.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Depends on the environment. When camping, in a tent without a floor, putting on each shoe right after the sock allows parking the shoed foot on the dirt while putting on the next sock and shoe.
    But putting on both socks and then putting on both shoes is the default.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    Archie Bunker got very upset when he saw his son-in-law doing sock, shoe, sock, shoe. The son's closing argument was along the lines of, "What if we're both halfway done and there's a fire, so we have to run outside? The fire department is spraying water all over. Your feet get soaking wet because you're in your socks. But I have one shoe on, so I can hop and stay dry."

    Had to dredge that memory up from the deep archives.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Sock shoe sock shoe is only valid when you're on a dirty floor (eg a beach), hopping around awkwardly on one foot, trying to stay as clean as possible

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I put my sock inside my shoe and wear them both together in a smooth motion.

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  • [–] 77 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (18 children)

    People who don't wear shoes indoors and keep their floors clean generally put their socks on in their bedroom after they got out of bed and their shoes on in the entryway when they're about to go outside.

    You know, people who don't live like animals.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    Y'all wear socks in the house?!

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Yes, because I have hardwood and tile floors. Shit's cold in the winter.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    That's what house slippers, thick socks and some good rugs are for. Even if somehow you have a special pair of shoes that you only wear inside and never outside for the obvious hygiene reasons, they are probably bad for your feet compared to walking barefoot.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    That's what house slippers, thick socks and some good rugs are for.

    You can accomplish the same thing with just normal socks though. Slippers-without-socks is a sweaty stinky nightmare and with socks is just a hat on a hat, thick socks have the same sweat problem unless your springing for merino wool which is expensive (especially for something as transitory and utilitarian as socks), and good rugs are really fucking expensive and only make sense in certain parts of the house.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    In the winter its unthinkable not to but in the summer it's unthinkable to wear socks. Why did my ancestors choose to settle down in Ontario where the weather is one extreme or the other

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I love the extremes because you never get one extreme for too long. Just when the dark cold of winter starts to seep into your soul, spring rolls around, then when the storms and rain start to get too much the hot hot summer hits, then the mornings become crisp and the leafs turn every color of the rainbow for the warm seasons' last hurrah before it dives into a winter wonderland again

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I rarely take my socks off when I take off my shoes (unless they're wet). Not out of principal or anything, out of laziness. Later I might decide I don't feel like wearing socks any more and then take them off.

    But I don't put socks on in the first place, unless I'm about to go put on shoes. If I'm not wearing socks and my feet are cold I'll get my slippers.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    You do you. You don't need to pass such harsh judgment on other people for what they do.

    Ya freak.

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  • [–] -4 points 5 months ago

    This is my Roman Empire. When I find out people live with their shoes in the house I don't want to visit them again. Your willingness to drag the outside fecal matter on the floors of your supposedly clean house is a huge red flag about you as a person for me.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    👉👈 But some of us DO live like animals...

    I'm straddling the line between having my normal tech job and embodying the meme of the resume/linkedin that transitioned from Senior Architect at Microsoft to goose farmer.

    That plus the AuDHD means I am deep into like 10 different projects at home, half of which involve the critters.

    What can I say? Sometimes I'm a dirty boy.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Thank you for saving me the search. Also, we're old. 👍

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago*

    Glad this was already here. I'm not quite that old but the classics are classic for a reason. Almost one more month til Rob's been gone for 6 months and the 25th anniversary of Carroll O'Connor's death as well.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    My foot is already up on my leg, the shoe is right there, why not put both on?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Less context switching. two repetitive motions followed by two more repetitive motions.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I do sock shoe sock shoe if I'm drying/cleaning my feet from a trip to the beach or for hiking a canoe portage.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago (14 children)

    Who puts on shoes right after putting on socks in the first place?

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    People who are putting on socks and shoes to be presentable outside of their house and have been barefoot or in sandals up to this point.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    People who don’t live in the cold?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Heh. Would blow their mind to see sock>sock>wool sock>wool sock>shoe>shoe.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Having cotton on the inner layer defeats the purpose of the wool though?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Not necessarily. It would be similar to cotton long John's underneath wool pants. It just creates pockets of air. The heat comes from your foot. The extra barrier would eliminate conductive heat transfer from your foot to the wool while adding in pockets of air such transfer less heat via convective transfer. The problem would be if your foot sweats as now you're adding in a cotton layer that will absorb that moisture and reduce its insulating properties.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    But when it’s not cold there’s no need for socks?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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