I wear no pants

https://youtu.be/GY3r9_BrY0g?is=xKCZ-oELtCnlCtMq

I'm not a murder hobo, I'm just the plumber

You are the President, Donnie. That means you work for us, motherfucker.

You signed the law requiring you to release the Epstein files, so do your fucking job.

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I WOULD try to solve that. But I'd maybe take a few cracks at World Hunger and Cancer first

Make sure you put pictures of all the board members on it.

I think he usually did more of a "hop up" than properly standing up

I wonder if the HOA board members have kids.

Did they proudly tell their kids about how they wiped out the scourge of homeowners giving away too much candy on Halloween?

Such a horrible fate these spoilsports saved the kids from... but I guess it's worth it for a power trip

If any trick or treaters actually came to my house, I would definitely want the reputation of the house that gave out full size candy

Yeah Brain, what if I WANT to bite off my finger?

Businesses pay fees to accept payment through credit cards. This business decided it wasn't worth it for small transactions.

It used to be a lot more common, but it's pretty rare these days.

Yeah Foreign Policy geniuses couldn't believe anyone would be as stupid as Trump.