Is it because people don't want to vaccinate or is it because they can't afford to?

Obviously not. They rather reinvent the wheel instead of just officially endorsing Heroic which already works well on Linux.

Of course, The Witcher 4 will work on Linux. Only kernel-level anti cheat and some obscure DRM are still blockers.
If you can buy it on GOG, it's almost guaranteed to work with GE Proton on Linux.

As usual, China scaling up will somehow take everyone by surprise.

Stainless steel moka pots are cheap and work really well and the only plastic they need is maybe in the safety valve and that one silicone sealing ring which makes the thing actually work.

I cheat or mod games to make them more fun.

It really doesn't get more invisible hand of the market than this.

I probably need more context to get the joke.

Not needed. It's the OG product which dominates the market since literally more than 10 thousand years. Everyone knows what it is and what to expect from it. You will not find a more established product in the west.
Laws aren't made just to make laws. They need a reason.

And the moment, milk replacements stop being sold with absolutely insane markups, the OG product will become a niche item anyway. Then it will be marketed to an aging demographic which is too accustomed to its taste to switch with slogans like "Real cow milk like in the good old times". You don't need to force a name change. It will happen automatically as the market switches to replacements.

"Drink" is a bit more strict than I would have been. But it's better than "mylk", "mölk", "malk", "milk"... or all the other tries on making it sound like the thing it replaces while still being legally distinct. All I want is being able to quickly pre-filter products by name before reading the list of ingredients.

Just assume the US to be the homeland of Star Trek's Ferengi. It all makes sense then.

If it isn't cow milk it shouldn't just be called "milk". Same for cow milk butter, meat, and honey. The majority of consumers expects to get a very specific product when they read those words without clear qualifiers like in "peanut butter" and "goat milk".
We in the EU can be sure that if it is called honey, it's made by actual bees instead of flavored corn syrup. That's a good thing. I like those consumer protection laws preventing companies from scamming consumers even more than they do already.
Just call it "milk replacement", or ingredient + "milk" like in "oat milk".

Btw, I prefer powdered fermented oats as milk replacement because it has a subtle sweetness and tastes great in coffee. If you didn't try that before, give it a chance.