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[โ€“] 135 points 5 months ago* (16 children)

Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?

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  • [โ€“] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    They know what they are doing. Their goals just don't align with the rest of humanity.

    The mistake we make is in assuming that government choices are born of incompetence... The actions of empire are not incompetent. They are not intended to serve you or the citizens, but to serve material interests, the plunder of land, natural resources, markets, and cheap labor".

    -Michael Parenti

    RIP to the GOAT

    Edit: He talks about it in the lecture starting around 15:35. Though the quote above is from his book "against empire"

    https://youtu.be/s5oPFAfdrkU?t=935

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 5 months ago* (10 children)

    Well back then we thought everyone in charge was evil. Back then we had Krutschev, Nixon etc. Always nuclear war looming. And Reagan with this trickle downs, the Bush wars over made-up WMDs etc.

    I don't think there was ever really a positive period. Maybe the 90s which was kinda the high point. Economics were good, America and NATO was the undisputed world power, nobody took global warming seriously yet and the internet was promising a great future.

    Then after 2000 we had the dot com crash, 9/11, the resulting wars, Russia becoming an enemy again, the financial world crisis, the rise of the internet as a surveillance tool, global warming, the pandemic, exploding house prices everywhere.

    Really pretty much exactly after the change of the century everything turned to shit.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    Economics were good if you lived in a western country. Former Soviet Block, Yugoslavia, and global South countries were having a rough go of thing in the 90s

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    They're still having a rough go of things, and they were having a rough go of things before that as well, so that's not really a valid counterpoint.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    If they were having a rough go of things in the 90s. Then the 90s weren't the shining beacon of success it's claimed to be. That point is very much valid.

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    Then there as never been in the history of this earth a shining beacon of success because at every waking moment there wasn't an optimal number of people immune to all disease, death, and suffering, to no downside to nature around them?

    The 90s is where the curve peaked for a lot of people. China had finished bringing 70% of their population out of extreme poverty since the world war era, the USA markets and deficit were stable though heading in a bad direction due to Reagan, and Europe was having a big cultural and tourism boom.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    Then there as never been in the history of this earth a shining beacon of success

    That was kind of my point.

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  • [โ€“] -1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    It's a shit point that argues against 100% valid and factual statements.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 months ago

    Nope.

    I'm legitimately having a blast right now, 100% affirmed by reality, which I spent the last roughly 15 years of trying to tell people, very labriously, with very detailed reasoning, why what is now obvious was then and basically always has been the case.

    Your discomfort is my schadenfreude.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 5 months ago

    I'm sure that back in the day there were adults in charge of the big companies. I know that where I work management used to listen to tech areas for tech stuff. Now they just trust whatever the Microsoft agent tells them

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  • [+] 71 points 5 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)
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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago

    Doesn't siund like AI. Sounds more like they fired all the competent, expensive employees and replaced them with AI, than realized AI wasn't doing so well and this was made by the few incompetent, cheap employees that were left.

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  • [โ€“] 69 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    It almost makes me think a human worker intentionally made these slides. LLMs don't really have the creativity to make typos, which is how I can sometimes catch LLM comments on here. Also "SharePhont" is pretty funny

    Unless they used an image generator to make the slides, which would be extra stupid

    edit: turns out it WAS the extra stupid

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  • [โ€“] 58 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Data Flow

    Data Flow


    Data Flow

    The Data must Flow

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  • [โ€“] 53 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.

    Microsoft security blog

    And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.

    Zero humans proofed this.

    Microsoft AI slop flowchart

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  • [+] 49 points 5 months ago* (3 children)
  • [โ€“] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    "Combigent?" Hm, I never heard that word before I moved to Microsoft.

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  • [โ€“] 36 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent

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  • [โ€“] 31 points 5 months ago

    I don't see the probulent here

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  • [โ€“] 31 points 5 months ago

    Seems perfectly cromulent to me

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  • [โ€“] 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Data flow

    Data flow Data flow

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  • [โ€“] 29 points 5 months ago

    Those are perfectly cromulent words.

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 5 months ago

    Clown corporation. If I were employed by Microsoft, I'd probably be embarrassed to admit that in public.

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  • [โ€“] 23 points 5 months ago

    Veritable answer? Indubitably!

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  • [โ€“] 23 points 5 months ago

    Due to the negative press combigent

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  • [โ€“] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 5 months ago

    The worst is claiming Copilot "understands intent & meaning", the funny mistakes more or less show that that's just a blatant lie.

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    [โ€“] 42 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    It also looks completely plausible for a word. I can see why an AI trained to make plausible-looking images generated it.

    Now I'm curious to see what other perfectly English-looking words it comes up with

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 5 months ago

    There are also three "Data Flow" labels (two for the same arrow even) and I'm pretty sure it says Intemal Docs, which makes sense for and AI to mess up too because of similar m and rn look.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 5 months ago

    Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 5 months ago

    Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning

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  • [โ€“] 24 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    You missed "Microsoft 36S" and "Intemal Docs"

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah those are very weird errors. Not like AI hallucinations. But more like OCR errors.

    I wonder if they imported another PowerPoint and then the AI made images out of it to process it. That would be a very inefficient way to do it.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 5 months ago

    Maybe the AI has had an OCR pass grafted onto its output processing to make it seem more capable of producing text. AI image generation usually makes weird alien looking text, I could imagine someone deciding to add on an automatic cleanup step to try to make it less obviously AI.

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 5 months ago

    I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs

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    [โ€“] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    You should have a look at some of the official PowerShell scripts they've made to assist with managing, installing, and decommissioning Exchange Servers.

    One had the word group misspelled consistently the entire way through it. Another had a wonderful comment noting that an internal function (to manage something with AD permissions or deep internals of the Exchange Server) that looked misspelled was in fact spelled correctly, because the command had a typo in the real name of it.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    So it's search engine that costs 10 times the energy.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 5 months ago

    Microslop Cope A lot

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 5 months ago

    It might be combigent, but at least it's veritable

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    For years, Iโ€™ve rather read Stackoverflow comments than Microsoftโ€™s nearly unusable documentation. Itโ€™s as if they donโ€™t know how to write coherently

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I started using linkwarden to archive their documentation for various things just so I know I'm not crazy when it changes.

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    [โ€“] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    TBF 'combigent' should be a word. Not sure I can think of a unique case that justifies it, but it sounds like it could easily be a word.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 5 months ago

    It's Microslop. The people who had any resemblance of work ethics left a long time ago. No one still working there gives any shits about QA - especially not the management.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago

    "I published the Intemal Docs because I thought it was a project name. I'm sorry. Would you like some best practices on damage mitigation?"

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    A "combingent" is when a guy is going commando, but when using the bathroom, is in too much of a hurry and gets his scrote skin caught in the zip

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 months ago

    Such a combigent, veritable flowchart

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago

    Microslop boomers are the worst

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    [โ€“] 6 points 5 months ago

    This is not AI, AI would have made it much better. I mean, the only thing LLMs are quite good at is writing words, it is uncommon they misspell a word.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 5 months ago

    I thought it wasn't in English at first.

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