Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?
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It combigated them.
Doesn't siund like AI. Sounds more like they fired all the competent, expensive employees and replaced them with AI, than realized AI wasn't doing so well and this was made by the few incompetent, cheap employees that were left.
It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.
It almost makes me think a human worker intentionally made these slides. LLMs don't really have the creativity to make typos, which is how I can sometimes catch LLM comments on here. Also "SharePhont" is pretty funny
Unless they used an image generator to make the slides, which would be extra stupid
edit: turns out it WAS the extra stupid
Oh it's definitely extra stupid. Looks like the slide was made whole-cloth by an image generator, not like the text was generated by an LLM and pasted in.
Image generators make typos all the time (if you can call them that).
See also: continvoucly morged
Data Flow
Data Flow
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The Data must Flow
Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.
And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.
Zero humans proofed this.

"Combigent?" Hm, I never heard that word before I moved to Microsoft.
Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent
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Clown corporation. If I were employed by Microsoft, I'd probably be embarrassed to admit that in public.
Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.
The worst is claiming Copilot "understands intent & meaning", the funny mistakes more or less show that that's just a blatant lie.
They morged it https://nvie.com/posts/15-years-later/
Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.
Combigent (adj.)
Definition: A word that seems like a real word but actually isn't
It also looks completely plausible for a word. I can see why an AI trained to make plausible-looking images generated it.
Now I'm curious to see what other perfectly English-looking words it comes up with
I guess it'll be nice to have a spare word lying around for when a wordless meaning emerges
There are also three "Data Flow" labels (two for the same arrow even) and I'm pretty sure it says Intemal Docs, which makes sense for and AI to mess up too because of similar m and rn look.
Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning
You missed "Microsoft 36S" and "Intemal Docs"
Yeah those are very weird errors. Not like AI hallucinations. But more like OCR errors.
I wonder if they imported another PowerPoint and then the AI made images out of it to process it. That would be a very inefficient way to do it.
Maybe the AI has had an OCR pass grafted onto its output processing to make it seem more capable of producing text. AI image generation usually makes weird alien looking text, I could imagine someone deciding to add on an automatic cleanup step to try to make it less obviously AI.
I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs
You should have a look at some of the official PowerShell scripts they've made to assist with managing, installing, and decommissioning Exchange Servers.
One had the word group misspelled consistently the entire way through it. Another had a wonderful comment noting that an internal function (to manage something with AD permissions or deep internals of the Exchange Server) that looked misspelled was in fact spelled correctly, because the command had a typo in the real name of it.
So it's search engine that costs 10 times the energy.
For years, Iโve rather read Stackoverflow comments than Microsoftโs nearly unusable documentation. Itโs as if they donโt know how to write coherently
Then they train their troubleshooting clanker on said unusuable documentation so it's unhelpful but it won't let you talk to a human who might actually be able to assist you.
DOS 5 docko was fine. I wonder* when they went wrong
*I don't really
I started using linkwarden to archive their documentation for various things just so I know I'm not crazy when it changes.
TBF 'combigent' should be a word. Not sure I can think of a unique case that justifies it, but it sounds like it could easily be a word.
It's Microslop. The people who had any resemblance of work ethics left a long time ago. No one still working there gives any shits about QA - especially not the management.
"I published the Intemal Docs because I thought it was a project name. I'm sorry. Would you like some best practices on damage mitigation?"
A "combingent" is when a guy is going commando, but when using the bathroom, is in too much of a hurry and gets his scrote skin caught in the zip
Nah, that's a 'nadscrag'
This is not AI, AI would have made it much better. I mean, the only thing LLMs are quite good at is writing words, it is uncommon they misspell a word.



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