The earliest I remember is using gopher on the computer in my dad's office to try to find games to download.
Three perfect logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Y'all want something to drink?"
The first logician thinks about it and says "I don't know."
The second logician thinks about it and also says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes."
Edit: aw, dang, I see deadbeef beat me to this one... by 4 hours.
Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
She is not seeking reelection, but she is still in office until the end of this year.
They already had them ordered by state, why not list the state?
Alabama
Shomari Figures
Terri Sewell
California
Mike Thompson
John Garamendi
Josh Harder
Mark DeSaulnier
Nancy Pelosi
Adam Gray
Jimmy Panetta
Raul Ruiz
Norma Torres
Connecticut
John Larson
Florida
Darren Soto
Kathy Castor
Jared Moskowitz
Georgia
Lucy McBath
Hawaii
Ed Case
Illinois
Brad Schneider
Eric Sorensen
Indiana
Frank Mrvan
Maine
Jared Golden
Maryland
Steny Hoyer
Massachusetts
Jake Auchincloss
Michigan
Hillary Scholten
Kristen McDonald Rivet
Haley Stevens
New Hampshire
Chris Pappas
New Jersey
Josh Gottheimer
New York
Tom Suozzi
Laura Gillen
Josh Riley
North Carolina
Don Davis
Deborah Ross
Ohio
Marcy Kaptur
Oregon
Janelle Bynum
Texas
Henry Cuellar
Vicente Gonzalez
Virginia
Eugene Vindman
Suhas Subramanyam
Washington
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Ok so, sure, other parents seem to have escalated things in a dumb way, but... for the rest of his life, this kid can say "I was so good at soccer they called the police on me... when I was 3."
You have leaves in your list, too!
AKA 4 in 10 Americans are brain dead.
These images make me wary of dying of dysentery, for some reason...
Abdul: So I’m going to ask you, do you disavow any attempt to read any religious doctrine into the laws of our country?
Tommy: I do not.
Abdul: You don’t disavow that. So, I think it’s you who needs to understand the Constitution, not me.
El-Sayed played him like a fiddle. Rock on.
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