they call them fingers but I never see them fing.

TIL our primate cousins have some bigass hands

He got monkey finger

Koalas have nearly identical fingerprints as well:

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/koala-fingerprints/

I feel like there's not a lot of overlap between what we consider to be a major crime and chimp crimes. In other words, they aren't going to hide the fact that they murdered a dude, and theft is not something we'd be trying to prosecute them for.

If a koala were to go on a spree, however....

Koalas have similar patterns like Humans.

I find it very worrying that both fingers in the photo have the exact same fingerprint.

Wait a second...how did they get that chimp finger.

They aren't exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.

You cut it off didn't you.....

You monster!!!

Who would be the defense attorney? Clarence Darrow?