And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.

Then they're out of luck, since chimpanzees aren't monkeys.

if you're the one who shot him, then you don't get to say "The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!"

No!!! I don't want a freaking toe.

Stop defiling corpses you sicko.

Now go put that back where you found it.