on a job interview in IT, an interviewer asked me if I understood the difference between TCP and UDP. After giving the best technical explanation I could, I ended with
I could tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure if you'd get it.
He said go ahead
I paused, that was it.
Kind of awkward.
I didn't get the job.
That joke deserved a laugh. The class clearly wasn’t conditioned properly.
it's worse if they then continue with. "ok, well, it's interesting you said that his name rings a bell because the experiment..." like you're too dumb to have even made the joke you did.
Maybe they just wanted to deny the positive feedback to him.
I've heard that same joke a million times. It's what I'd expect to find at the top of a Reddit thread.
It's a witty joke but a common one, so wouldn't chuckle tbh
For the life of me I can't remember how we got to the subject, but once we were talking about attaching speakers to a dog and I called it "Dolby Surround Hound." I was very proud of that one and it went completely unacknowledged.
The only acceptable response is “I heard he was good at making bitches wet.”
Or everyone has heard that same joke a thousand times already
I would have said "wasn't Pavlov the guy who had a dog named Ruby Begonia?" and even the prof wouldn't have known what the fuck I was talking about.
Should've started drooling right after.
good pun
Did he expect everyone to start drooling over him?
what a bunch of drooling morons
Too obvious, don't reward someone for going after low hanging fruit...
It’s totally overrated compared to Eton Mess tbh
I am ignorant and unwitty - I don't get it. I thought pavlov was a game.
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