Oblivion called. They want thier NPC back.
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It looks like he has Charlie Kirk disease. I understand it was terminal in the namesake case, Gaetz should resign now for treatment or risk the alternative.
He resigned a year and a half ago. He had already dodged legal consequences, but resigned to prevent the release of the house ethics report on his child raping and human trafficking.
He looks like his brain is slowly imploding and taking his face with it
It's nice to have a clinical name for Beavis and Butt-head face.
He looks like he’s thinking about raping someone
Or is that just what he looks like?
For a second I thought this was Jack Nicholson in the bathroom scene in the shining.
Love how those trafficking a minor for sex across state lines charges just disappeared
I don't know why, but I can't see this guy without thinking of Stan the used boat salesman from Monkey Island.

Dude, I can see the reference but at no point could I imagine Stan raping minors. BTW Ron Gilbert is the coolest anti-maga dude out there. Finally a childhood hero that doesn't suck.
It sure is saying something when Stan was written as being the skeeziest person imaginable, yet here we are a few decades later and are like "yeah Stan's a scumbag, but he's not even remotely comparable to the congressman that the President wanted to appoint as Attorney General."
That photo belongs on a "DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE" wall at a Costco
Genuinely looks like what we would've a million years ago or so.
His nose isn't brown enough. All of Trump's lackeys kiss his ass religiously.
So the male equivalent to the womens' rubber dhingy lips is an "IQ 20 facial expression"?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar-a-Lago_face
oh wow it's a real wiki page
Oh my god it’s political bimboficiation.. that’s fucking fascinating.
Writing for Mother Jones, Inae Oh called Mar-a-Lago face "gender-affirming care the right can celebrate".[9]
The Week called the "look" a "must-have accessory" for the inner circle of President Donald Trump. [...] Matthew J. Nykiel, a board-certified surgeon, stated the appearance is modeled after Ivanka Trump's appearance.
Holy shit.
Is Trump that demented that he actually thinks all those people are Melania? I wouldn't be surprised.
No, Ivanka. He’s losing his minds so fast he probably regularly forgets he’s married to the Soviet Spy.
Same thing happened to my MIL with Alzheimer’s. Was sad for her but she was mostly nice about it. Others aren’t so nice and get paranoid psychosis. I guess we’ll see what the fucking President of the US ends up being like, if they don’t just start hiding him and AI-Generating all his speeches like the Kirk one.
There is something humorous about the fact that they give this description
a plastic surgery and fashion trend among American conservative and Republican women [...]
And later gives this list
Notable public figures described as having the Mar-a-Lago face include First Lady Melania Trump, Matt Gaetz, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Kristi Noem, and Trump's daughter-in-law Lara Trump.
There is a good joke to be made about Matt Gaetz being the only "man" in it, but I fail to find the words that safely makes it feel acceptable, so I'll just point it out and assume that lout probably had choice words about the importance of "masculinity" or some such.
He’s a male? I thought he was a pedophile.
Used to just be called a dumb face.
If you see me making this face it means I'm peeing in your pool.
I've always said looking like a cheap plastic doll was a requirement for women in pedonald's circle.
Has his face been 'kirked' in the above picture? The face seems a bit small for the size of the head.
I think their heads just naturally expand as they get further right.
It's nature's way of saying "snipe me".
You cannot convince me that OP and everyone else has been secretly resizing his face on his head in every pic of him.
I don't watch any videos featuring him, but I assume those are fake, too
That's not even his worst looking face either. Was it that CPAC last year with sun tan panda-eyes and smooth botox forehead?
He looks like he tries to spot a fly on his forehead. "Hehehehe... fly..."
Anyone ever seen Nightbreed?


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