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[–] 40 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Oblivion called. They want thier NPC back.

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It looks like he has Charlie Kirk disease. I understand it was terminal in the namesake case, Gaetz should resign now for treatment or risk the alternative.

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    He resigned a year and a half ago. He had already dodged legal consequences, but resigned to prevent the release of the house ethics report on his child raping and human trafficking.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    He looks like his brain is slowly imploding and taking his face with it

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It's nice to have a clinical name for Beavis and Butt-head face.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    He looks like he’s thinking about raping someone

    Or is that just what he looks like?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    For a second I thought this was Jack Nicholson in the bathroom scene in the shining.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago*

    Love how those trafficking a minor for sex across state lines charges just disappeared

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I don't know why, but I can't see this guy without thinking of Stan the used boat salesman from Monkey Island.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Dude, I can see the reference but at no point could I imagine Stan raping minors. BTW Ron Gilbert is the coolest anti-maga dude out there. Finally a childhood hero that doesn't suck.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It sure is saying something when Stan was written as being the skeeziest person imaginable, yet here we are a few decades later and are like "yeah Stan's a scumbag, but he's not even remotely comparable to the congressman that the President wanted to appoint as Attorney General."

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Kegseth is twinning.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    That photo belongs on a "DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE" wall at a Costco

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Genuinely looks like what we would've a million years ago or so.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Ohh fuck, I forgot that pedo existed.

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    Male-a-Lago face?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    The combination of hostility and confusion.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Duhhhhhhuhh...

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    His nose isn't brown enough. All of Trump's lackeys kiss his ass religiously.

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  • He just looks like a lower class centauri.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    So the male equivalent to the womens' rubber dhingy lips is an "IQ 20 facial expression"?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    This fucking dipshit still get to live in peace off the radar.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The Week called the "look" a "must-have accessory" for the inner circle of President Donald Trump. [...] Matthew J. Nykiel, a board-certified surgeon, stated the appearance is modeled after Ivanka Trump's appearance.

    Holy shit.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is Trump that demented that he actually thinks all those people are Melania? I wouldn't be surprised.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    No, Ivanka. He’s losing his minds so fast he probably regularly forgets he’s married to the Soviet Spy.

    Same thing happened to my MIL with Alzheimer’s. Was sad for her but she was mostly nice about it. Others aren’t so nice and get paranoid psychosis. I guess we’ll see what the fucking President of the US ends up being like, if they don’t just start hiding him and AI-Generating all his speeches like the Kirk one.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There is something humorous about the fact that they give this description

    a plastic surgery and fashion trend among American conservative and Republican women [...]

    And later gives this list

    Notable public figures described as having the Mar-a-Lago face include First Lady Melania Trump, Matt Gaetz, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Kristi Noem, and Trump's daughter-in-law Lara Trump.

    There is a good joke to be made about Matt Gaetz being the only "man" in it, but I fail to find the words that safely makes it feel acceptable, so I'll just point it out and assume that lout probably had choice words about the importance of "masculinity" or some such.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He’s a male? I thought he was a pedophile.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Used to just be called a dumb face.

    If you see me making this face it means I'm peeing in your pool.

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    I think I've killed this dude in a GTA game.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I've always said looking like a cheap plastic doll was a requirement for women in pedonald's circle.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Has his face been 'kirked' in the above picture? The face seems a bit small for the size of the head.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    He looks like a 70/30 mix of Butthead/Beavis

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Haven't heard of old Master Gaetz in a while. It was nice.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's not even his worst looking face either. Was it that CPAC last year with sun tan panda-eyes and smooth botox forehead?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    He looks like he tries to spot a fly on his forehead. "Hehehehe... fly..."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Anyone ever seen Nightbreed?

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    Deleted from the funny community btw

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