Back in January I went into a Bagel Me! and it looked like New York City from the 90s as depicted in tv and movie. Such a weird feeling.

"Here's the $0.85 for the coffee, thanks!"

"Do u think y2k is gonna happen?,"

If you put this passive agressive bullshit up ima gonna smoke indoors and pay 25c for my drink.

This sign goes hard in countries that belonged to former Yugoslavia.

Depending on the country, paying like it's 1995 would be the best power move. Here's, dunno, 100 francs? 5 marks?

I never use any public WiFi on my phone, why would you use wifi like it's 2005?

Just page me.

I don't expect places to have wifi. If only phones had their own way of connecting to the internet.

Cool. Lemme just paint the ceiling with my brains so I can approximate what it was like when I wasn't around.

I didn't like talking to other people in 1995, and I sure as hell aren't going to start enjoying it now.

When my family goes out we usually have to put our phones away. It was my rule, but now I break my own rules and my kids have to tell me to put my phone away. I guess my kids are better than me now.

what did coffee cost in 1995 ?

Do you think McDonald's has the monopoly picks for the 1996 Olympic Dream team yet? There is no way they can be as good as last time right... Bird, Jordan, Magic, there wasn't a bad player on the team!

We Do Not Have ✨WiFi✨

Use The Hotspot On Your Phone Like A Normal Person

Or Get A Data Card For Your Laptop IDK Or Care

But people in the real world don’t like talking to me.

i hate phones

(i have no other comment.)

What do you want me to act like my kin circa 1995? Because if so you may want to get out of the way cause I've got a weed sprayer filled with diesel and a little cigarette!

Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

Is that Lighthouse Coffee?

Gaaaaaay!

(Am I doing it right?)

I saw this exact same sign in a restaurant in Newfoundland

1995.... The peak of humanity. Industrial clubs everywhere, fun cheap bars, bright clothes, danceable music, computers you still had a chance of understanding somewhat, home appliances and lightbulbs didn't need firmware updates or spy on you, affordable housing and groceries, relative worldwide peace...

I think I'd burst into tears if I saw this sign IRL

So, a white bread is USD0.77?

Am i the only one who wishes this was common? Put your stupid phones away. How have we not matured enough to not be so addicted to little flashy lights.

I once was in a lunch group where one of the people honestly asked the restaurant staff about wifi, standing almost next to this sign. The guy smugly pointed at the sign and said nothing.

It was cringy for everyone involved.

That sign looks like it really blocks access to those refrigerators. is it even necessary to be so obnoxious about your lousy cheap lack of WiFi? Just have a little sign that says “no WiFi” if that is even really necessary, without being sarcastic about it.