guns aren't common glovebox item in most places

A lot the world does, however, have to live with the constant threat of being bombed by our military or a military that our taxes fund.

Almost like the violence we export to other countries comes back home to our own culture and society.

I know what will help! More guns!

Nah, we Germans would've run him over.

Neither do most Americans. Or most Chicagoans.

The Hamburgler?

Just add a comically oversized sack with a $$ sign on the side, and a mask of zorro and he can audition for the role of bank robber in a pink panther cartoon.

Thats just how Americans say “Hello!”

Whatever happened to a good ol' "I'm walking here!" Said with a strong Brooklyn accent.

Definitely. There are at least 5 or 6 cars in my city that have a pretty good scratch from my ring. I know it's just a matter of time before that goes wrong and I get a finger torn off in the most painful way possible, but goddamn if it isn't satisfying.

Absolutely. Lost my job recently and started having to drive again and let me tell you every single driver is some form of psychotic. It’s insane.

Yeah! At least the law still works for the poor fuckers.

Ianal but if he shot at him below the waist, he’d likely not get attempted murder. Assault/deadly weapon and whatever charges for discharging a weapon and road raging.

Aussie here and yeah, someone here nearly hits a pedestrian and it'll be pedestrian: throws hands up in wtf gesture, shakes head and the driver will either be like fuck I'm so sorry or return the same gesture and perhaps swear out the window as they pass.

Ah, the privilege of not having to do a double death dodge in one interaction. If they don't get ya with the car they don't get a second chance here!

Sorry bout that neighbor.

I'll just shoot the cars instead. Much safer

And way more freedom-inducing endorphins

Yeah, it could be because of our car culture, not the cars themselves. Or maybe it's just good old fashioned lack of mental healthcare.

People spend SO much money on their damn cars, and often treat them both like a second home and a part of their personality.

Well the car didn't murder the guy

*Attempted

The 42-year-old man, who could not be reached immediately by the Sun-Times, was shot once in the left leg and was taken to Stroger Hospital where he was in good condition, officials said.

Does this mean something in Chicago land?

Ahhhhh! My epilepsy!