The slaughterbots will not be used to slaughter you, we promise.

and a much, much, much higher percentage of them make it across alive.

please don't deep fry them

better not make it too long then

Would the air rushing by, even at lower speeds increase or decrease the rate of decomposition? I mean it's one thing for a body to lay on the ground and decompose, but to have constantly moving air all around it would probably change the dynamic.

Can I bungee jump into the bottomless pit?

I thought it was Tolkien

Isn't that a city in Massachusetts?

Oh so this is why they spent so much energy calling Walz and Ellison fraudsters for.... checks notes.... identifying fraud and prosecuting it.

If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it

They'll remove the à la carte pricing once they've lulled you in with it.