it's because I won. If I do desire to, I'll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.

I'm 60. They are useful for recreational purposes. Going one round is not a problem, but the second round? I used to measure refractory periods in minutes, then hours. Now I could use a calendar.

Ah to be 18 and ovulating

This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.

I'm blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

This tweet does not understand the difference between libido and erection. I’m happy for him that he’s so ignorant. I wish the same for all of you, truly.

Because erectile dysfunction is when you’re plenty horny but the flag keeps going up and down anyway. ED pills do not make you horny, they help your vascular system direct the blood where it needs to go to keep the flag raised. They only work when you are already aroused.

When you take one before date night, you might feel a little flushed but that’s it. You don’t immediately get hard out of nowhere. Your nutsack tyrant doesn’t materialize next to you with a hammer and whip like a demon ready to slave drive you into machismo.

I didn't know there was a pill that turns your dick into Benjamin Netanyahu

Enjoy the peace of impotency? Surely he doesn't think his penis actually has a brain right? Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don't work anymore.

If you're that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that's expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.

I've taken the pills recreationally. Highly recommended when you expect your session to go for many hours, but you (the man) still have to be turned on. In other words, I a healthy male, did not get involuntarily erect by the pills.

EDIT: I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you'll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.

PS: It was miserable ~12.

this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

This reminds me of that Russian woman who subdued and bound a burgular to a chair, after which she fed him only dick pills and kept him as a sex toy for a week.

I should risk breaking into Russian homes, I think

To the tweet; Well, nothing isn't stopping you already.

It's not actually the penis itself that's doing the guiding. That thing is a separate function that can align up with the brain circuitry guiding it. It's the brain circuitry behind it that's making you do all those things. The penis not functioning doesn't remove the drive and that's why there are boner pills.

To OP: Though, sry to disappoint you and break the common misconception. Even with boner pills, guy needs to be turned on to get a boner. Boner pills wont give permanent boners out of thin air, those just make it easier to have a boner and maintain one.

Interesting tip, boner pills work systematically and give really nice gym pumps.

I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They'd take a full day off, phones off, he'd pop a viagra and they'd both do a molly.

Bro your dick supposed to get drained, not do the draining.

This sounds good in theory but in my experience recreation quickly becomes obligation.

Protip: women can take it too!

You know there's no way your mom doesn't already own a Sybian right? Condom makes cleanup easier. Seriously, try one while you can stay wet for hours.

Not that I disagree with the post… but the general public out here wilding about vaccines and tylenol and fluoride and shit yet missing this extra-stupid medical “conspiracy” will never not be funny to me.

The FDA doesn’t like greenlighting drugs of dubious direct clinical benefit with high abuse potential, so for the sake of expediency, Pfizer decided to push the narrative that Viagra definitely wasn’t fun unless you had peepee problems. No one wants to look like they have peepee problems, so not enough people who’ve tried it are willing to call a spade a spade and say it’s fun af regardless of age or necessity.

Thus the narrative persists.

That text sounds more like an Owen problem.
OPs idea sounds neat though.

I volunteer as tribute

Erection pills don't make you horny just like erectile dysfunction doesn't mean you aren't horny as hell, you just can't do anything about it and that generally makes you more horny and frustrated.

Op im just glad you didn’t say this to the guy in picture

Why aren't middle aged women like this -_-

If that's how you feel about your penis, you should consider taking hormones about it.

Bah. I don't need viagra to maintain an erection for over an hour. I don't even have a refractionary period; I'll just keep going until I am out of breath from physical exhaustion.

Why is no-one talking about the OOP needing a hard hat to eat a hoagie?

A perfectly normal and healthy guy doesn’t really need a boner pill to have sex for a hours unless you mean literally nonstop I guess, at least that’s my experience

Edit: this was directed at the guy on X just to be clear. I suck at this. End edit.

Uggggh why always with the weird hyperfocus on sex? It’s so unnecessarily weird.

Just take care of business in whatever way works for you (consenting adults, that’s the check mark) and move on with your fucking day ffs. And leave other people alone about your weird obsessive hang ups. Jeezes fuck.