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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

I prefer to stand up at the last moment and reach the microwave as it beeps. It's fun to have audible confirmation on your inner timing.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Never had one, used one maybe 3 times in my life. I've let them run through until I heard the beep, then came over to check. Is that's not how it works?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    I feel like I am the opposite. If I set it to a specific time, then I feel I have committed to letting the food cook for that entire time and will not stop it early even if I think it looks like it's done already.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You can set it for an extra second so you don't feel bad about stopping it "early"

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No, see, then I will have just committed to cooking it 1 second longer. I told the machine how long to cook it. I can't be caught lying to my microwave or oven.

    I think I took the "boy who cried wolf" story a little too seriously...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Yes. Even tho. You should let an item sit and continue to cook after the wave is done. I just grab it like a Neanderthal.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No. I like to stop it right as it hits 0 on the first beep if people are around, but if I'm by myself I wait for it to stop beeping.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I stop it on the start of the beep.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    It depends on how annoying a noise it will make if allowed to finish. I find it odd that the option to disable the beep on completion isn't common. There's rarely any urgency to remove what I just heated.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Really? First thing I do after a power outage is turn off the sound on the microwave. I'm not putting stuff in for hours, I've not forgotten about it. If I'm not taking it out of the microwave immediately it's because I'm busy. Settle down, machine.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago
    [–] 29 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Yes, regularly AND I leave the remaining time on the microwave. It's pure chaos over here.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This is how my wife is. However, weve recently (6 months now) gotten a new microwave and i havent had to clear the time off once. There's no way shes changed her ways, so this must have a feature to clear remaining time after so long

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    My husband wants this. Brand?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    LG. Pretty sure its this one specifically

    LG 2-cu ft 1050-Watt 29.88-in Over-the-Range Microwave with Sensor Cooking (Printproof Stainless Steel) MVEL2033F at Lowes.com https://share.google/nsL7QDb6vs06tbJTj

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Microwaves stop by themselves? /j

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I have kids that I enjoy keeping asleep. There is no reason for that fucking beep to ever occur.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Nominating for best of out-of-context comments.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is that really out of context? Maybe it's also because I am a parent, but that was my immediate reaction to the post. Death to all things that beep loudly!!!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I have my microwave on silent so I actually prefer to let it finish so I don't need to press a button to clear those few seconds to have a useful clock back

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There's such a thing as a beepless microwave 😮?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    WHAT BRAND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I specifically looked online before replacing my last one – it didn't just beep, it screamed at the top of its lungs.

    Now a happy owner of a silent LG microwave. (You hold two buttons simultaneously to put it in silent mode)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Someone at work does this and doesn't clear the remaining time. Pisses me off. Press the stop button for the love all that is holy. Look, I know it's petty.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Not petty, totally fair. In my case, the microwave is the most visible clock from the couch, so I am always annoyed when it's 00:02 instead of the time. But then again, the power goes out frequently where I live, so it's not so reliable as a clock in the first place

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Mine makes a little music sound, and when I hit the "stop" button it makes a different music sound. If I hit it at just the right time, it makes a nice melody by combining both sounds. I recreated a similar sounding one to it here.

    beepbox.co project with the following melody:

    A ........ ####.... ........ ........
    Ab........ ........ ........ ........
    G ........ ........ ........ ........
    F#........ ....#### ........ ........
    F ........ ........ ........ ........
    E ........ ........ ........ ........
    Eb........ ........ ........ ........
    D ....#### ........ ........ ........
    Db........ ........ ........ ........
    C ........ ........ ........ ........
    B ........ ........ ........ ........
    Bb........ ........ ........ ........
    A ####.... ........ ........ ........
    
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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I hate the beep in every form so far, and I avoid using microwaves every chance I get.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I used to stop my microwave a few seconds before it finished, like many others, due to the annoying unstoppable beeps. But then I got this smaller unit that happens to let out the faintest confirmation of doneness that I ever did, or rather almost didn’t, hear. I don’t mind it now.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I have this annoying microwave that beeps 5 times when it hits zero, even if I open the door in the middle of it. Kinda rude honestly

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    People who leave those few remaining seconds just hanging there for the next person to have to deal with are called “microdanglers.”

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    It beeps 5 times if I don't. Super fuckin annoying, are those beeps.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    No. But my wife does and doesn't reset the display so it'll just show 3 rather than the time.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Of course! I'm not going to let a fucking oven tell me when my food is ready. Fuck you, Skynet, this is how the rebellion against the machines starts!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    No, if I wanted to microwave something for 57 seconds I'd put 57 seconds in. I don't practice brinksmanship

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    If you time it right, you can stop my microwave on 0. I also like to avoid making noise if I can. So every time I microwave anything it’s a little minigame for me.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    Our microwave [Electrolux, in case anyone wants to dig] doesn't beep until like 5 seconds after finishing, it's just silent. I think that's a pretty good feature.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Never knew how much I needed this, holy shit. Mine beeps when it finishes but also beeps again if I haven't opened the door in, idk, some amount of time. Which I get why it's a gesture and sometimes I actually do find it useful but often I'm like "I KNOW, GIMME A MINUTE"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    My parents have one of these, and it drives me nuts when I visit. I understand that feature on something like an oven where it’s still cooking. But the microwave stopped. Nothing’s going to burn. So stop rushing me!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Yes, because of the stupid turntable. 1:30, the water isn't hot enough. 2:00, the water is too hot and cup is at the back of the oven. The right amount of time, for tap water, in the summer, is 1:47, that puts the water at the front of the oven at the right temp, but I don't want to punch in 1:47, so I just hit the 2 to start and run the oven for 2 minutes, and then pull the door open at 1:47. Also, no beep that way.

    Commercial microwaves, like in a restaurant, have a row of numbered buttons that can be programmed for time and power setting. That's the best way to control a microwave.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's the best way to control a microwave.

    I remain fond of the analog knob myself.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Me too, and it comes with the added benefit of usually having a pleasant "Ding!" instead of the shrieking "BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!" that digital microwaves have. The downside is that you completely lose the precision of a digital timer, which some people (not me) consider a must have in a microwave.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    1:30, the water isn't hot enough. 2:00, the water is too hot and cup is at the back of the oven. The right amount of time, for tap water

    Wait… you microwave cups of water? Why the hell would you do that?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No, my microwave has a nice chime instead of a beep

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Me in the break room stopping the microwave before the beeps:

    Here future microwave user, have these free nine seconds I'm leaving you.

    Me finding the timer is not cleared when I want to use the microwave:

    Ugh, now I have to press the reset button before I can enter the length of time to warm my lunch. Who was the accursed person who left time on here?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    I time it right so that I can run towards the microwave “in slow motion” and pretend I’m stopping a bomb from going off, 1 second before it blows. My kid loves it. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yeah because the thing beeps as if the house is on fire. I'd rather have it stay silent. And 1-3 seconds is not really enough to have any measurable effect.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    If I don't stop it before the last second, the universe will blow up.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    No, but I don't wait for the beeping to stop.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Turning off the sound of my microwave was an ability I was not aware I had. It’s so small of a thing but amazing.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Well yeah that's when the bomb goes off, gotta stop it

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Yeah. My microwave makes five beeps whenever the timer runs out, regardless if I open the door or not.

    In terms of appliance beeping aggravation, I've yet to have one that tops an old slow cooker I had. When you turned it on, it just had a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep that lasted for multiple seconds and made me want to throw it out the window every time I had to use it. It was like a goddamn siren alerting the whole apartment complex to the possibility of pot roast in 4-8 hours.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    🙂‍↔️🫸 Stopping the microwave after 29 seconds to prevent the beep

    🙂‍↕️👉 Stopping the microwave after 29 seconds because its a prime number

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The beep from the microwave hurts my ears. So I stop about 1 second before it beeps.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    No, I don't get that urge. Ours takes awhile to get things where I like it. If I make 3 cups of rice I leave it in there for 17 minutes 😬

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    No, unless I want to set it up for period shorter than what is available but that hardly ever happens.

    I usually leave and come back when it beeps.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago
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    I'm just hit the god damn stop/cancel button if you want to stop it before the timer reaches zero.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    god forbid we let people customize these things. we'll jam AI into the fucking appliances before we let people have actual QOL advancements.

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    Only if I think I set it for too long.

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