Did you cook that using your camera flash?

I meannnn

Brit here, all the elements are correct but jeez please cook all of that for at least twice as long

I'm convinved that this post is some kind of bait.

Even the bread was boiled to prevent browning.

Man the energy crisis has hit UK hard; they’re only half toasting their toast and parcooking their food.

Maillard would be very upset with the lack of caramalisation and browning on any of this supposedly fried food.

I mean that’s the literal raw ingredients yeah.

That looks so undercooked, where's the tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and hash browns?

Did you microwave that 🤢

The mere fact there are 3 "sausages" but only one rasher of bacon tells me this person has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

It really isn’t. Please do not

The cuisine of England led their people to become the best sailors in the world.

Have you thought of cooking it?

When you add beans to the plate for some color...

This looks like someone was afraid they might accidentally cook something.

Is it so pale because of the lack of sun?

everything on that plate looks like it should be boiled for a little bit longer.

are they aware that the great war has ended?

Cooked with a withering glare.

ragebait? I'm not even British this food just looks like it was intentionally cooked in the worst ways possible

Does it fuck. We'd at least cook it first.

The sausages:

Hahaha in your house maybe :D

Ugh wtt why is it all so pale

I'm offended and grossed, but I upvoted because that's about right.

Looks like the weather there...

No no no no no

Ah yes, boiled sausages, my favourite.

Take the egg off the plate (probably best to fry a new one)

Throw the whole plate under a high broiler for 2 minutes

Return the egg

Based on how well cooked everything else is on this plate, that tea hasn't got enough milk in it

Deep boiled English breakfast

If i were as hammered as I am, I might find this appealing. Just saying.

Where's the fried bread, where's the buttered toast, where's the fried tomatoes, where's the rest of the bacon, why are the sausages raw? For some, the black pudding and hash-browns seem to be missing.

They must hate Maillard.

im hiding this post in hopes that i never have to look at it again

Yikes!