You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.

Except this is real, not photoshop. https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/05/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-israel-us-war-trump-strait-hormuz-missing-pilot-downed?filterKeyEvents=false

Supposedly, he will die in a few months. I didn't look up his creditials, but I hope he is not lying.

He's been off the deep end for years

Confirmed real

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/05/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-israel-us-war-trump-strait-hormuz-missing-pilot-downed?filterKeyEvents=false

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

He's in one of those oceanic trenches where we can't see what's inside it's so deep

Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing 'Live Laugh Love' piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.

I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.

Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏

Praise be

https://youtu.be/fJ0kYxFPM5Q lol

Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion

Maybe he was dictating?

I am pretty sure this account is managed by Stephen Miller

I guess your sense of correct grammar is different from mine. "Fuckin' Strait" isn't a proper noun. He's also using excessive punctuation.

Orange man convinced MAGA that Russia is our friend, let's get him to get MAGA to "Praise be to Allah".

And? I dont want to go to his account

crazy work on Easter

Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.

His base doesn't care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most "honest" leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.

"You know those what-if stories about the US going full Nazi? Yeah, that happens."

Can’t be because he’s dead.

... ask him if he needs any covfefe?

Apart from the lack of misspellings, it is a very Trump post. Does this mean that Trump is not dead?

Dumbass doesn't even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.

Maybe he's been crying because the other kids won't play his game his way

That is his base, they'll slam the door on their balls if you convince them someone else suffers more

It even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.

That was Hegseth, i think

I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still...It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.

and he didn't end it with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

In his mentally undeveloped man child head, that is mockery by immitation.

He’s dead. No way he typed this.