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[–] 32 points 7 months ago (11 children)

I'm surprised he used the correct "Strait." You guys sure it's him??

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Can’t be because he’s dead.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

    As much as I hope this is true, with the quality of the medical professionals around him, I fear this moron will be a brain in a jar before we're rid of him.

    Or worse, they'll put his dead brain in a jar and put a monitor with ChatGPT beside it and say it's the president now.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    How can he be a brain in a jar if he doesn't even have a brain in his skull?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    He at least has an amygdala and the center of the spinal core because he must have a heart because we did see him bleed once (not from a bullet, for the record), and he appears to breath involuntarily, unless his amygdala, through the mysteries of cognitive plasticity allows him to breath manually, which would explain why everything seems like a lot of effort for him. He might just be an amygdala floating in syphilitic cerebral fluid.

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