Being right doesn’t matter if you can’t convince others.
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So you're saying that as long as the bare wires are soaked in liquid nitrogen, they're fine to touch!
Stupid no fun allowed lessons, next you're going to tell me I can't feed the lions dressed in a zebra costume
Don’t touch the -80°C (-112°F) freezer with your bare wet hands (learned this today :D )
Star Trek lied to us about the competency levels of our co-workers.
To be fair, the story is set a few years in the future.
And revolves around the best of the best. The enterprise is the flagship of the federation
My favorite quote of all time is from the web series PeopleWatching when on character compare the present to Star Trek saing "We have the ships, but not the crew".
No matter what, under no circumstances should you ever believe the company or place you work for will back you up.
If a company was placed in a situation where they can get rid of you for any reason, they will and they will do it as fast as possible.
Even if you believe you are irreplaceable, a company will spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get you out of the equation.
Even if you have been with the company for 20+ years, if the company sees a way to save a hundred bucks by getting rid of you, they will.
Even if you and your boss and their bosses are buddy buddy and they are the godparent to your child and if you donated them a kidney, they will replace you.
Even if you show that you work the most, bring in the most sales, work the longest, get paid the least, and do work so everyone can slack off, they will replace you.
Also HR is never there for you. It is there to protect the company first and foremost. If you go to them for any reason, you are on a list to be the first to go.
Even if you ARE irreplaceable and crucial to success, the company will only realize it a month after you're gone.
Even if you ARE irreplaceable and crucial to success, the company will only realize it a month after you're gone.
So true.
But it is still fucking hilarious, to watch go down.
Pro tip: Make sure some colleagues have your contact info, so you can enjoy the news right away when your former boss gets fired for incompetence. It doesn't fix anything, but it feels nice.
I remember reading of the lady who donated her kidney to get boss and then got fired
Validate your backups regularly.
Also, make backups.
Taking a day to actually test backups by doing a cold reset can save a business, thats for sure.
The horror of being a senior admin is realizing that the whole thing could live or die based solely on your actions and decisions. And that you will be blamed.
This is where you bring Chaos Monkey in and see where your weak points are.
I've always wanted to deploy Chaos Monkey for its actual purpose, but I've never been in charge of a big enough infra to make it worth the time. I have turned off databases just to see who files a ticket, which seems in the same spirit.
Years after the fact I could make the lead developer’s eye twitch just by mentioning the guy who was supposed to maintain the backups but we discovered after the fire that he actually hadn’t been doing it. That guy was fired, but it didn’t bring back the lost code.
Everybody has a test environment.
Some are lucky enough to also have a production environment.
You can't go in and give 100% every day. You will burn out. Give 70% regularly. Only give 100% when shit really hits the fan. People will think you are a miracle worker.
Going "above and beyond" is pointless and will at best just get you more work for the same pay
Literally an hour ago my boss tells me he doesn't think I'm working fast enough because things aren't always getting finished. I tell him that six months ago the labour budget was reasonable and but now I have half as many hours to do the same amount of work.
He tells me it can't be helped, the labour budget is what it is. I tell him that the work can't be helped without more labour, because it is what it is.
Anyway, I guess what I learned on the job is if you use management's own words against them you'll get written up
Boss said, last year's performance met expectations, so we are all not getting any bonus.
What?? Hold on. It's a performance-based bonus. This directly translates to a bonus-based performance, effective immediately.
Fuck the company, I don't work for peanuts.
Keep notes on your work.
- Its proof of the work you have done
- A lot of people forget things, including yourself.
- It helps you reflect back. Helps with projects that are spaced apart as well.
On three separate occasions over the course of many years, I ran into an issue and searched Stack Overflow for anyone else having the same problem. The approved answer was exactly what I needed, and went to go hit the upvote button, only to realize I can't upvote it because I was the author of the answer.
I hate doing that but it saved one of my colleague's job.
One of our employees pretty much unfairly accused him of loads of things but when he showed his written personal log of work, he got a new chance at staying in the company.
I'm happy for the guy. He's really nice. It's a shame everyone is so damn grumpy at my company.
I kind of have a silverbullet instance to keep work notes but it's not nearly organized enough. and keeping it organized with all the things going on would require soo much time.
I know not all companies may let you use it but I found Logseq to be quite useful for this. No real organizing, just write in the daily notes and search later.
It uses links to connect notes together, as long as there are common words. Obsidian is similar but logseq emphasizes daily notes more.
It usually doesn’t need to be perfect, good enough is often good enough and can be a lot faster where trying for perfection might not get finished in time.
with the era of llms and vibe coding the bar for good enough got way too low.
HR protects and represents the company, not you as an employee.
Hard skills are important for doing the underlying job, but soft skills matter more if you want to progress in the career as well as financially.
You could be the smartest person alive, but if you don't communicate effectively and play nice with others you're almost useless.
At my first internship, they made me go through an entire bookshelf of safety training manuals that felt like they were written by the local staff. They were all full of things like "don't put a pipe on the end of a wrench to give you the leverage you need to do your job" and "don't forget to clock out at lunch or we'll have to assume you were gone for exactly one hour". Took me a moment to realize they were in fact telling me exactly what to do, but in a way that would also cover their asses. Always thought that was clever.
Yes, the meeting might result in the same plan you made forever ago. But now everyone knows what, how, and why. The meeting wasn't called because your idea was shit, it was to bring everyone up to speed.
Just because someone was made a supervisor it doesn't mean they know what they are doing.
I was once made a boss over this particular employee who was better at their job than me, and much older. I made it clear to her that I had no desire to wield any authority over her and that I considered us peers.
If my bosses knew what I'd done I would have been roasted but I feel like I made the right call. And having her respect was more invaluable than anything my bosses ever did.
My manager has been the manager of my department for over 7 years and admitted to my face that she has no idea what we do. 💀... And then did not make any effort in the last 8 months to learn what I do.
I had worked at a theme park a couple summers. I operated one of the rides during a state inspection. It wasn't a simple push the button and off it goes kind of thing, you manually controlled it. There were three big hydraulic motors with tires that powered the moving portion. The goal was to never equal the tires and I was good at it.
A new supervisor was promoted only because her sister was a manager already. She didn't know how to properly operate the ride and was training others. I walked past one day to hear it roaring around one direction then the tires started screeching as it was hammered the other direction. I put in my notice the same day as that was my tipping point of stupidity, I wasn't going to be there when someone was hurt or worse.
The supervisor who promoted her only did it to kiss ass, she complained she hadn't had a single day off all summer because the new supervisor couldn't perform the job.
Ah yeah, well, it was about 8 months ago when she said it to me, and somehow she's gotten away with it because my department knows what it's doing at all times. She's being investigated and has decided this is the time to retire. Good riddance, absolute piece of shite.
Managers aren't there to do your job. They are there to clear the way so you can do your job. Handle schedules, handle HR requests, filter bullshit coming from above you.
As a manager, my goal is to have people smarter and better than me under me. Give them the space to do what they do best. While I give them the direction on what they should be working on. Half of what I do is make sure they aren't wasting time focusing on stuff that doesn't actually push the project forward.
People are really fucking stupid. I work in IT. I'm a helpdesk tech at an MSP, and I see profound idiocy all day every day. People have no critical thinking skill and seem proud of the fact they don't know shit about anything. People young and old say they're tech illiterate like it's a good thing.
Any sort of thinking, even reading and sharing the fucking error message is a foreign language to these assholes. The error message tells me exactly what to do to help, and you fucking closed it and can't reproduce the error now!? Good luck.
The informatics nurse took a second to register that I was just gonna give her the IP address to remote in. She had this whole spiel ready ready to walk me through finding the device number (that wore off years before I even started). I was like girl I have the network settings open do you just want the IP address I just need you to make the new EPIC update behave let's get to it.
Do NOT let people walk over you. Especially collegues. Especially collegues who have a history
Join a union the first chance you get, they exist to fight against HR, and to fuck over the company if they try to fuck you over
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups. Always verify to make sure you(and others) got all the necessary information.
You might worry that you’ll come across as inexperienced or unprepared, but people usually appreciate the effort. And it will save you so much headache down the line.
You can get away with a LOT if you keep people up to date with what you're doing
If only I'd think of that while doing it.
It's usually a "This will take 20min or so" and turns into an "I know I am 3 hours into that but I know I am close to fixing it for good!"
But you can get away with the 3 hours on a 20 mins task, if you detail exactly what's happening with a check-in every now and again, that's what I mean.
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You're represented by your words. It can cost you opportunities.
That's a great question and there are so many good answers in this thread.
Don't expect your superiors to ever back you up. I got burned so many times. I knew I was right, but they didn't have a backbone and only thought about the budget, their reputation, and the work they'd have to put in for damage control. I wanted to shut restaurants for their filthiness, but "Oh noes, what will the community think". Well, if someone dies, then it's on your head. DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
Even if a conversation or direction was made verbally, always follow up with an email to say "Just to confirm our conversation today, you have directed me to...." Even if it's about holidays. My old boss was such a prick. Him and all upper management are the reason I am suspicious of everyone and everything.
99% of people don't wash their hands properly.
The number of times I've seen people get out of the shitter and just head back to work, is disgustingly too damn high. I used to bring sanitary wipes with to clean every door handle. Now I work from home thankfully.
same here, so exhausting.
I threatened to call the fire marshal on an employer once if they didn't fix an emergency exit. It got fixed that night, but can't say it ingratiated me with management.
But I had told them about the broken door for almost a month.
I told my boss about the team leader who was bullying others, bullying the business owners, and making extremely sexist and racist remarks to everyone "lower" than him, and then I became thd problem. 🙄 Management are the ones that preach "We're a family" until money or their ego is involved, and suddenly, they're crying and out for blood.
You did what was right. Be proud to have the morals and respect for you and others that they will never have.
I'm not obliged to do anything I'm not directly paid for. People put all sorts of massive tasks on me and I now ignore the task. If it is important enough to come back to me from 2 or 3 sources then I might look at it. All core tasks I get paid for come before these "extras".
People (customers and coworkers alike) are generally not very bright, putting it politely. No matter how foolproof you design a system, the human race is out there absolutely cranking out bigger fools than you even imagined.
These are my grandfather's words not mine: no matter how much of an idiot your boss is, he is still your boss
Always cover your ass. Take notes of everything, send emails out with important details of who was supposed to do what. It'll help you avoid trouble when something goes wrong and fingers start being pointed.
If you're aloof in the office and your campus has several buildings to work at, you can work remote without anyone ever noticing.
You gotta speak to people where they're at, in words they're willing to hear, and make them feel like you give a shit about what's happening to them.
When you see an opportunity to help without hindering your ability to do your duties, offer. If someone asks for help, try to find a way or apologize that you can't.
Your professional instincts don't impact policy unless you can prove that they're correct.
A good leader takes the blame for their followers and passes the credit forward.
Maintain a nice professional barrier. Your coworkers don't need to know everything about your life. And when people start engaging in shop talk the only white collar person there should be acutely aware of the fact that we're held to higher professional standards of general conduct.
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