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[–] 56 points 7 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 142 points 7 months ago* (20 children)

    You don't even need to "pirate" Windows anymore. You can download an ISO from Microsoft's website, install it, and when it asks for your license key, you click "I don't have one", and that's the end of it. If you look in the activation settings, it'll say "not activated", but nothing will ever become of it. This even works if you install it as Pro. It's not like the Windows XP/7 days where you'd get a 60 day scare timer. They just don't seem to care anymore, or maybe all that telemetry they siphon up from you is just that much more valuable.

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  • [–] [S] 256 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    PSA

    If you see Windows 11 online DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!

    It will install a virus called Windows 11 and it will run Windows 11 on your PC!!!

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Even Windows 7 actually didn't care if you had no key.

    You could leave it unactivated forever and the worst thing that would happen is it would have a "Activate windows" watermark message bottom right over the desktop, and it wouldn't let you change the personalization settings eg theming (oh no).

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    It’s way more profitable to audit corporations than fight Eastern European crackers and Asian “distributors”

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I miss all those super weird XP editions seemingly made by colourblind and hyper 8 year olds (at least in taste). Like rockets, gold or muscle car themed distros.

    Nowadays all themes seems so... adult and boring. Tried to find some weird stuff in Plasma but alas

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Hannah Montana Linux OS keeping this proud tradition going singlehandedly. ✊

    Edit: not singlehandedly, just learned of the two other parts of the holy Linux trifecta, RebeccaBlackOS & Justin Bieber Linux Distro

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Never had to pay for a key anyway. I just hopped on eBay and looked for machines that were "for parts only" where the seller took a very nice picture of the bottom of the computer.

    It was very nice of them to share that software with me once they were done using it.

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago

    You're right, they don't care.

    The very fact they no longer care about enforcing licensing anymore is itself the strongest evidence that selling Windows as a product is not where the money is.

    They want you on their operating system for any price - including zero -because once you are there that's when the advertising, cloud service upsell and data monetisisation can begin.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Microsoft missed the mobile boat by a long shot.

    Windows is ever shrinking as people don't buy computers like they used to since phones can do what they need.

    This means that for Microsoft growing Windows user base is a non starter. They are well into the extract portion of the product lifecycle. The os now only exists to support the products that still make money are extract what can be extracted from a shrinking user base.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    To add on to what everybody else said, it's probably not worth the time/money to have a team of developers play cat and mouse with pirates for the rest of time when they make the large majority of their sales off OEMs. Dell, HP, and Lenovo probably make up something like 80% of Windows license sales. And if it's a business buying them, then they are also making money off of M365, Azure, and Intune subscriptions. Losing the sales from people who build their own PCs is chump change to them.

    You know, and all the data slurping and ad sales etc etc.

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  • [–] 43 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Windows on a Steam Deck just feels like a crime.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly I kind of wish Valve didn't release the drivers. Make people actually work to get that abomination working if that's what they really want.

    If they want it badly enough they should have to write the drivers themselves.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    Eh, I really like the hacker mentality that Valve has for their hardware. They just want people to use it, because they know that the best place to get games for the hardware - whether it's running Linux or Windows - is Steam. And the more people find fun ways to abuse the hardware, the more press it gets, the more people want it, etc. etc. Great for Valve, great for the customers, great for the gaming industry.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Make people actually work to get that abomination working if that’s what they really want.

    If they want it badly enough they should have to write the drivers themselves.

    now the rubber band is on the other claw!

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  • [–] 47 points 7 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 66 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Does linux even work on steamdeck? Has anybody tried?

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I bet you can get some version of BSD running

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    More-or-less bog standard amd64 with amd graphics? Assuming the generic AMD video drivers work FreeBSD should be able to get to a graphical UI out of the box. Might not have controller or gyro drivers, but a keyboard and mouse should work fine.

    Now I have a project. Thanks, Droechai...

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I assume this is some joke about Steam OS I'm not understanding.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    .. no. I was dead serious about trying FreeBSD on the Steamdeck. FreeBSD supports almost all mainstream hardware you'd see on a normal desktop. Figured it'd be similar for the steamdeck. So now my weekend project is to try out booting FreeBSD 16 off a USB stick on my steamdeck.

    After a small amount of duckduckgoing I found that it somewhat works already. GPU hardware is detected but can't initialize. That's a reasonable starting point for someone like me who isn't afraid of kernel-level code :/

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago

    Stop it hurts

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  • [–] 42 points 7 months ago

    Be ashamed of using windows.

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  • I used rufus to put windows on an sd card. The steam deck can boot from the card if you hold a volume button when you power on. Valve provides drivers for both lcd and oled. It’s worked perfectly since maybe a month after each model came out. It touches nothing. Rufus is the only trick, since microsoft is the uncooperative part.

    I did it for modern warfare 2019. It wasn’t worth it. If you boot into windows every six months, you get to update for an hour. If you get logged out of steam, you should plug in a mouse and keyboard. It’s my only windows install since 8 came out which was my only attempt since 98. And it only convinces me to stay away.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (20 children)

    I run a Legion Go. it’s all I could afford at the time. Plays factorio and satisfactory fine. Wish I could afford a “real” rig but… it’s just not in the cards. Apparently buying wife’s car a new tranny is “important.”

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  • [–] 28 points 7 months ago

    When I bought my Legoin Go, the first thing I did was to turn it on, see it's W11 asking for network settings without a way to continue without. So I turned it off and installed Bazzite instead. Much better experience.

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Nothing wrong with the Legion Go hardware at all. I like that it’s got those Switch-like removable controls, tho I’m not sure if I’d use them.

    If you’re interested in a non-Windows experience, Steam OS supports the Legion Go. There’s also Cachy OS a rolling-release Arch Linux distro, Bazzite an immutable Fedora distro with atomic updates, Nobara a customized Fedora distro maintained by Glorious Eggroll who is known for Proton-GE, and Chimera OS.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    Why does your wife need a transsexual for her car?

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    To fix the transmission. Lilith's Tranny's, it's like femboy IHOP but with beautiful transgender women working on engines.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    How about:

    Tammy’s Tranny’s: “Transmissions & Transitions”

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  • [–] 30 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    This is perfect, this is what a steam deck is built for! Doing whatever the fuck you want with the hardware even if people don't like it

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Be ashamed of using Windows. If you paid for it, more shame.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Hate to admit that when I first got my deck at launch, I immediately set up a dual boot just so I could play Destiny 2 on it.

    Needless to say, I no longer play Destiny 2 or even use Windows at all on any of my machines. Hell, I even installed CachyOS Handheld on my deck over SteamOS for shits and giggles.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    How is it? I considered trying it, but SteamOS just runs so well. Not sure what I’d gain

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago*

    I won't lie, it hasn't been flawless, as it's a bleeding edge distro with a much smaller userbase than its desktop counterpart, but it's served me well enough for 6 months or so now. Only ran into one major bug, which promptly reported after finally finding a workaround/root cause (i.e. steam's background recording seems to break their latest customized gamescope).

    If you like to tinker with your devices and SteamOS wiping out anything installed via pacman after an update pisses you off like it did me, then it's worth a try, but if you literally just use it for gaming and never really touch desktop mode, it's not really worth considering.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Guys! Relax, it's fine. We still have a VM for the Linux experience. It's basically the same thing!

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    I mean, if you just absolutely had to play a Linux-hating kernel anti cheat game, then install a small-as-possible partition for Windows, dual boot, and stay in Steam OS every single moment you're doing anything else but that game.

    But most Windows-on-a-Steam-Deck people I've encountered just drive Windows all the time. I will never understand.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    My only issue with it is that some people install windows the moment they get the SD out of the box. No interest in even trying SteamOS, they consider it just wasting time before they can get windows installed and have the Deck "ready to use".

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    that's hardware cruelty!

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Be ashamed when using windows and any microslop product.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I don't like it but if you're that deathly afraid of penguins I suppose it's fine

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I remember when I used to write ridiculously long and detailed guides on Steam Deck things, so many people asked me to do the same for installing and tweaking Windows for the Deck! I don't begrudge anyone who wants to install and use it, but it sure isn't my scene. Or recommendation.

    Or if you do, plz look into O&O ShutUp 10+11

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    And do not write this into an admin PowerShell window to activate it.

    IEX(IWR get.activated.win)

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I didn't stop to think if I should, I was preoccupied with whether or not I could.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    This really goes against the whole purpose of buying a Steam Deck considering on Windows you will have a poorer user experience due to the lack of Gamescope and Windows' very poor non touch friendly UI. Maybe there's somethings that can make it better but it won't ever be as good as just using Steam OS or any Linux distro set up to use Gamescope and proton.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I dual boot SteamOS and Windows 10 IoT LTSC mostly because there are still some game developers that can't figure out how to enable anti-cheat for Linux.

    And does Windows rewrite my boot sequence every time?

    Sure, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    be ashamed of using w*ndows since i get to do a little linux superiority on you

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  • [–] -2 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    I don't miss video games at all. I moved to board games. It's not like playing games with real people in video games. It actually is playing real games with real people in board games.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Board games are more difficult. There's a minimum requirement of at least one friend.

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  • [–] -2 points 7 months ago*

    No. It isn't and no, it doesn't. I meet to library board game events in my area. Start with Love Letter. Go that in varients with Lovecraft, Marvel, Adventure time, or several others with it. Karmaka, Sheriff of Nottingham, Quantik (OOP, sadly), and more I wouldn't mind recommending more from my two tall shelves full of great mental development. Video Games are more of a mind trap from neglecting the notion of living long enough to forget doing so.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    The vast majority of my game time is coop shooters, fighting, and racing games with real life friends on voice chat. We get to chat daily about things without spending an hour or travel each way.

    So for me playing video games is playing with real people. We even play DnD on virtual tabletops some of the time and then play on a real tabletop in person when our schedules match up.

    Board games played in person are great, but being able to hop online and play with friends for an hour more regularly is great too.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago

    If you can tell the difference why do you need to explain "real life" with such extensive distinction for clairifcation the some people might misunderstand what you really mente, because blah, blah, blah...

    I must apologize but I don't know what that means anymore. I'm watching that Normal Isn't right now.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I mean most of the games i play are just board games on the pc, less cleanup and easier to play with others on discord than meeting IRL

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Fuck discord. You're here and don't know better? I knew that when they first broadcast their existence. Do you not read all that stuff you agree to? Did your mom get you dum-dums from the grocery store to shut you up at checking out. Sucker. Lol. What did you think sugar was for?

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