I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink

And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink

Or even about turning the water on.

Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.

Normal is higher right? Please tell me it's higher...

That's how you get a bathroom that smells like ammonia.

Have you tried... Water?

I knew this would be here but to this day I've just never understood the appeal.

Wouldn't the stench just be overpowering? and linger?

This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me

Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.

Wait... is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.

We're a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.

Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.

They come in a pack with a poop knife.

That's a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That's some Olympic level feat.

That's why you don't tell people IRL about it.

Greywater (or grey water, sullage, also spelled gray water in the United States) refers to domestic wastewater generated in households or office buildings from streams without fecal contamination, i.e., all streams except for the wastewater from toilets. Sources of greywater include sinks, showers, baths, washing machines or dishwashers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greywater

Any water that drains from sinks, showers, or tubs is grey water. Offices, schools, and government buildings here(Canada) do it to save water.

No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You're telling me you don't know what I'm talking about?

lmfao I'm over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I'm now almost crying

Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.

Add butter, garlic, rosemary, and coarse ground salt.

3/4 to 1 and 1/2 canteens per hour per day is the recommendation for soldiers working in inclement weather, and even piss that clear wouldn't get me pissing in the shower.

I'm always there, lurking in the shower.

I was really surprised about the response. I posted it right before going to bed and was too tired in the morning to respond. As you didn't know what I was referring to let me clarify: You know how there's water vapor all around you when you shower? You can see it on your mirror if ventilation in your bathroom is insufficient. If you now take a piss in the shower, and especially if there's warm water in you tub that didn't drain yet, some of the piss will also be vaporized. It's probably more accurate to say it mixes with the vapor. I can smell that and it's not amazing.

The response tells me not everyone experiences this. That's probably a combination of me not drinking enough while also enjoying very hot showers with the water not draining fast enough.

I respect your curiosity and hope your life can now continue. Enjoy your next shower.

Asparagus would like to speak with you.

Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I've had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.